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 +2Posted on Oct 24th, 2012 | re: Finally, You, Too, Can Eat Garbage Food Like A Troll (48 comments)

Smeagolden Fried Shrimp Platter

 +9Posted on Oct 24th, 2012 | re: Finally, You, Too, Can Eat Garbage Food Like A Troll (48 comments)

There and back again…and again…

 +12Posted on Oct 15th, 2012 | re: The Walking Dead S03E01: Open Thread (104 comments)

In the episode, when Herschel asks Lori, “You know who doesn’t give a shit about that?” the response should have been: “Gabe.”

 +17Posted on Oct 15th, 2012 | re: The Walking Dead S03E01: Open Thread (104 comments)

Yeah, Gabe. It’s your JOB to recap Walking Dead. Otherwise they wouldn’t call it WORK they would call it FUN TIME HAPPYLAND.

 +10Posted on Oct 11th, 2012 | re: What Is Your Favorite Jurassic Park 4 Dinosaur-Human Hybrid Monster? (35 comments)

Jurassic Parker Posey

 +3Posted on Oct 10th, 2012 | re: A Few Things That Would Be More Impressive Than This Video (14 comments)

Pfft. Let’s see him do it with a Rubik’s Revenge.

 0Posted on Oct 8th, 2012 | re: ABC: Always Be Continuing-To-Sell-After-Someone-Faints (10 comments)

It turns out that fainting on infomercials is an INTERNATIONAL PROBLEM.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qca_TAM-odA&feature=player_embedded

Hopefully the candidates plan to address this issue at the next debate.

 +4Posted on Oct 8th, 2012 | re: That's Your TV Show: The First Family (9 comments)

227 Pennsylvania Avenue?

 +41Posted on Oct 8th, 2012 | re: Katherine Chloe Cahoon's Music Video Is Here, Perfect (36 comments)

This is the best female deodorant commercial that I have ever seen.

 +6Posted on Oct 8th, 2012 | re: Ohio State Marching Band Expose Themselves As NERDS! (16 comments)

Sorry, Mario. Your touchdown is in another stadium.

 +1Posted on Oct 5th, 2012 | re: What Should The Hungry Hungry Hippos Movie Be About? (29 comments)

Minus Wallace Shawn, plus Jayden Smith.

 +8Posted on Oct 5th, 2012 | re: What Should The Hungry Hungry Hippos Movie Be About? (29 comments)

Hungry Hungry Hippos battle childhood obesity and end the movie as Happy Happy Hippos.

 -1Posted on Oct 5th, 2012 | re: It Is Time To Ask The Question: What Is Katherine Chloe Cahoon? (27 comments)

LOL

 +2Posted on Oct 5th, 2012 | re: It Is Time To Ask The Question: What Is Katherine Chloe Cahoon? (27 comments)

1) This video is fascinating. 2) When I asked a friend of mine what he thought it might be like to have sex with Katherine Chloe Cahoon, he immediately replied, “Mannered and awkward.” 3) At least Todd Schwartzman has finally gotten the break he has rightfully deserved.

 +4Posted on Oct 4th, 2012 | re: A Closer Look At Courtney Stodden's Couple's Therapy (19 comments)

Very serious side question: how can Dourtney afford a mansion? All that “Lost” money??

 +5Posted on Oct 3rd, 2012 | re: Jerry Seinfeld's Letter To The Editor Of The New York Times (10 comments)

When you get old and have too much time on your hands, you’ll write letters to the editor, too.

 +14Posted on Oct 3rd, 2012 | re: Wake Up With A Belly-Dancing Wookie (21 comments)

Nerd alert: it’s spelled “wookiee”.

(But that’s okay, it’s a wookiee mistake…)

 +1Posted on Oct 2nd, 2012 | re: R.I.P. NBC's Munsters Reboot? (3 comments)

…you never know, another network might BRING IT BACK FROM THE DEAD

(polite applause)

 +6Posted on Oct 1st, 2012 | re: Seth MacFarlane To Host 85th Annual Academy Awards (51 comments)

I’m excited for all the blow job jokes.

 +1Posted on Oct 1st, 2012 | re: Benedict Cumberbatch On Being The Hobbit's Second Andy Serkis (26 comments)

I just want to say that I used to get all my Benedict Cumberbatch news at benedictcumberbatch4ever.com, but ever since they put up their paywall, Videogum is my exclusive source.

 0Posted on Sep 28th, 2012 | re: Here Are Some Afternoon Links! (3 comments)

Um, guys. In related news did you know Katherine Chloe Cahoon had a new video this week??

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jsiRo707Rdk&feature=plcp

 +3Posted on Sep 28th, 2012 | re: The Series Finale Of Comedians In Cars Getting Coffee (2 comments)

WHAT’S THE DEAL with this horrible web series?!?

 +5Posted on Sep 27th, 2012 | re: Afternoon Cool Down (10 comments)

I was kinda losing interest at 1:30 and then all of a sudden at the 1:40 mark that shit got GOOD.

 +2Posted on Sep 27th, 2012 | re: No More Questions From Elisabeth Hasselbeck, Please! (69 comments)

You guys, you all make some really valid and interesting points. That said, I think it would be great to see Jonny Fairplay grill Mitt Romney on Social Security.

 +3Posted on Sep 25th, 2012 | re: Who Should Play The Mummy In The New The Mummy? (27 comments)

Isn’t the answer always Andy Serkis?