Beth Ann Howard
I’m all giggly and swoony, which is not an acceptable reaction to an internet story.
So I gasped and said “Oh god” when I saw the tweet about this story, because I thought it might be something bad, but then I gasped and said “Oh god” when I read the actual story because *swooooon*.
I’d like a madman in a blue box.
“On the run from Johnny Law. Ain’t no trip to Cleveland.” Bottle Rocket is still my favorite, and I say that line all the time. Along with “Please stop belittling me,” from TRT.