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 0Posted on Feb 24th, 2011 | re: Woman Serenades Sleepy Kitten And Oh Good Grief MY Ovaries Or Whatever (44 comments)

The kitty was just trying to go to sleep, but the television was playing the end credits to JUNO too loudly in the background.

 +2Posted on Feb 24th, 2011 | re: The Chronicles Of Rick Roll Is Real (51 comments)

I’m now actively hoping that Double Rainbow is right about that whole “world coming to an end” thing.

 -2Posted on Feb 23rd, 2011 | re: A Moving Tribute To Crocs (40 comments)

I have already declared Crocs unwearable. And I stand by that statement:

http://therecshow.com/real-men-do-not-wear-crocs/

 +7Posted on Feb 23rd, 2011 | re: Pizza Saves Lives (47 comments)

 +1Posted on Feb 23rd, 2011 | re: Pizza Saves Lives (47 comments)

Gabe, this is your masterwork.

 +6Posted on Feb 23rd, 2011 | re: Crazy Crazy Awesome Awesome Is Our Generation's Brokencyde (86 comments)

So soothing.

 +2Posted on Feb 22nd, 2011 | re: The Videogum Why Don't YOU Caption It? Contest: Gary Busey And His Family (100 comments)

Gary Busey has a winning smile, the kind of smile that says, “I’m going to bite this kid’s head off as soon as you snap this picture.” I sure do love that Gary Busey!

 +6Posted on Feb 22nd, 2011 | re: That's Your Funeral Home: Newton Bracewell (49 comments)

“Dane, Bob’s son” looks like he’s just about ready for a casket himself. Lighten up, Dane. No need to be tense because you found out your Dad is bisexual (admit it – you thought the same thing!!).

 0Posted on Feb 22nd, 2011 | re: That's Your Girlfriend: This 5-Year-Old (38 comments)

Life is really going to teach this spunky young miss a thing or two in a few years. Let’s see if she’ll be able to hold her head up and talk into a video camera then!

 +3Posted on Feb 16th, 2011 | re: T.M.I., Jeffrey Dahmer... (81 comments)

Weirdest part: Stone Phillips talking to nobody (himself?) in the opening.

 +1Posted on Feb 14th, 2011 | re: A Brief Note About This Week (83 comments)

I’m confused. Didn’t you JUST have three weeks off over Christmas??

Gabe has become LazyGum

 0Posted on Feb 14th, 2011 | re: Is This the Beginning of the End of Spike Can Dance? (60 comments)

I’d like to talk to this guy’s Dad for a couple of minutes.

Have we determined if this is a joke? He seems like he sticks his wang into the camera A LOT for someone who is trying to be serious.

 +4Posted on Feb 11th, 2011 | re: This Dog Is Very Good At Drumming! (52 comments)

ANIMAL CRUELTY!

Also, MUSICAL CRUELTY!

I can’t give this to my girlfriend, Gabe. She’s really big on correct spelling.

 0Posted on Feb 10th, 2011 | re: Duh Aficionado Magazine: Donald Trump Will Never Be President (35 comments)

Lemme get this straight: big business has been buying out the Congress for years, so now we should put one of them in charge of running the whole operation?

Got it. Thanks!

 +1Posted on Feb 9th, 2011 | re: Best New Party Game 46: RomHorrorComs (204 comments)

Brain Man

 +10Posted on Feb 8th, 2011 | re: That's Your Boyfriend: Robert Michelson (59 comments)

But … but … but … he looks just like Mark Hamill!!!

 +1Posted on Feb 7th, 2011 | re: Una Vez Mas (49 comments)

I always wondered what happened to the Village People.

 -5Posted on Feb 4th, 2011 | re: This Is A Photograph Of Russell Brand In High School (53 comments)

Does it really get better?

 +2Posted on Feb 4th, 2011 | re: The Dogfather Trailer, You Guys (44 comments)

Consider this pooch screwed.

 +21Posted on Feb 3rd, 2011 | re: This Is Your Dance Of Seduction: The Moist-Maker (100 comments)

The dancing was okay, but the camerawork was AMAZING.

 +5Posted on Feb 2nd, 2011 | re: Champagne Taste (45 comments)

It’s this generation’s “Rock Me Amadeus.” And boy, do they deserve it.

 +15Posted on Jan 31st, 2011 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Eat, Pray, Love (210 comments)

Elizabeth Gilbert should have an existential crisis about her wardrobe. In that TED video she looks like an emo baglady.

 0Posted on Jan 31st, 2011 | re: BREAKING NEWS: WHY CLAIRE DANES FLIES COACH! (39 comments)

I find it so inspirational when glamorous movie stars like Claire Danes do the same things that little people do.