I think I have the EGOT deluxe but I might be wrong, Werttrew hasn’t updated the standings since August. I think it’s time for a Kickstarter.

Got my EGOT and Gabe still gave one of his patented LV smack downs to the jerk o’ the week? Life is good. Not going to make a big deal, but I spend all last night making this:

…and that’s the blog sausage.

I…did not intend to type this here

I’M SUPER BUZZED ON CAFFEINE!!

I heard you like The Patriots… honey, is that true?

He’s a super Christian though. He was home-schooled for religious reasons and he was a missionary in college. He’s basically Christian, the way 1800s Christians used to be Christians. He’s famous because, if it wasn’t for him, the Broncos would be a 4-12 team. Broncos fans are notorious for being unwelcoming to their own QBs but they lobbied to get Tebow as their starter ( against the more rational thinking of their coach and director of personnel[who btw is probably the best quarterback of all time{a reason why the fans are hard on new qbs*}]). He’s also a virgin by choice. I suspect he’s actually a closeted gay man but I have no basis for that I kind of want him to be just ‘cuz I think it would be interesting and it would further enrage all the sports annalists who constantly root against him. He’s also pulled off more amazing last minute wins in the span of one season than the whole FNL run. Anyways, I could go on and on but basically, he’s interesting; the Lana del Rey of Football.

*I’m pretty sure I’m using these wrong.

That’s just a perfect insult. I like to think his rationale went something like this “I’m going to say something something dickish and then I’m going to call them zombies, if that doesn’t work I’ll call them devils”