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 +5Posted on Oct 11th, 2013 | re: Friday Giveaway: This Is The End Survival Kit (26 comments)

And I want some quiet time at the end of the world.

 +4Posted on Oct 11th, 2013 | re: Friday Giveaway: This Is The End Survival Kit (26 comments)

Last Year at Marienbad. Mainly because I love that movie and everyone I show it to falls asleep.

 +3Posted on Apr 19th, 2013 | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Top Comments (73 comments)

CCHANGE OF PLA N: we are going to boss bar, I guess
To ight

 +5Posted on Apr 8th, 2013 | re: "Various Celebs At The Airport" (41 comments)

I once sat next to UK Poet laureate Carol Ann Duffy on a plane.

 +13Posted on Mar 15th, 2013 | re: This Week In GIFs! (7 comments)

I’m so so sorry

 +9Posted on Mar 15th, 2013 | re: Friday Giveaway: A Bunch Of Star Wars Prize Packs! (36 comments)

“Even though most people agree . . . I’m presenting a fair deal, the fact that they don’t take it means that I should somehow do a Jedi mind meld with these folks and convince them to do what’s right.”

 +21Posted on Jan 2nd, 2013 | re: How Was Everyone's Holiday? (79 comments)

I saw a middle aged man singing “Heeeeeeeey, prettay lady” while holing a dog. His wife and children rolled their eyes and I wondered if I was being loopered.

 +21Posted on Dec 10th, 2012 | re: That's Your Coffin: CataCombo Sound System MP3 Coffin (40 comments)

I’m not even the original Chris Trash. There were two others before me. We’re kind of the Internet commenter version of Lassie.

 +3Posted on Nov 30th, 2012 | re: Friday Giveaway: Beasts Of The Southern Wild Original Score On Vinyl (22 comments)

Does Shut up and play the hits count? If not then Vampire Dog.

 0Posted on Nov 15th, 2012 | re: A Fake Interview With Felix Baumgartner (20 comments)

(✌゚∀゚)☞

 +2Posted on Nov 14th, 2012 | re: How Was Everyone’s Day Today? (102 comments)

*Ben STEIN voice, not Ben Stiller

 +18Posted on Nov 12th, 2012 | re: HAUNTED TOASTER! (45 comments)

I for one hope the toaster is really haunted by the devil. I don’t know, I just really want to live in a world where a woman in Florida makes a pact with the embodiment of evil to live with her in exchange for good toast.

 +12Posted on Oct 25th, 2012 | re: Krispy Kreme Makes A Blaze Video About X-Factor (4 comments)

 0Posted on Oct 23rd, 2012 | re: Who Should Replace Cousin Matthew On Downton Abbey? (29 comments)

Dammit!!!! This is what I get for commenting at night.

 0Posted on Oct 23rd, 2012 | re: Who Should Replace Cousin Matthew On Downton Abbey? (29 comments)

Robbie Rist

 +21Posted on Oct 19th, 2012 | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (25 comments)

Congratulations on your upcoming weddings, truckasaurus and explainer guy!

 +12Posted on Oct 19th, 2012 | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (25 comments)

 +9Posted on Oct 9th, 2012 | re: Who Would Krispy Kreme Fight? (13 comments)

Another example that Krispy’s gone Hollywood. The Krispy I remember would never run. No he’d never run. No he’d neve-er ever run. And he didn’t carry no gun.

 +7Posted on Oct 4th, 2012 | re: Which One Of You Guys Can Cry First? (31 comments)

I thought the day I sang Lana Del Rey’s Video Games to you over chat was the best day of your life?

 +5Posted on Oct 4th, 2012 | re: Which One Of You Guys Can Cry First? (31 comments)

In case you guys ain’t know KC is also a writer on, Adventure Time, the best animated show on tv right Now* #FF

*tied with Bob’s Burgers.

OVEEEEEEEEER!!!

 +13Posted on Sep 26th, 2012 | re: Updating Wuthering Heights For Its NBC Adaptation (42 comments)

Linton Heathcliff dies from a 72 hour World of Warcraft : Pandemonium marathon

 +23Posted on Sep 24th, 2012 | re: Saturday Night Live: Joseph Gordon-Levitt And Mumford & Sons (35 comments)

Bnpg: Mumford looks like
Ken Marino
Grow up Creepy Glenn
Young Alfred Molina

 +14Posted on Sep 24th, 2012 | re: A Quick Update On How Chevy Chase Feels About Community (4 comments)

Women be traveling

 +6Posted on Sep 20th, 2012 | re: DMX's First Encounter With Google (And A Computer?) (27 comments)

Have you guys heard DMX’s new track? It’s very …um, Krispy Kreme-inspired. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hrBz7zd0ujQ