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 +7Posted on Nov 10th, 2010 | re: Best New Party Game 37: #BoringMovies (457 comments)

Who Framed Roger Rabbit’s Stamp Collection?

 +5Posted on Nov 10th, 2010 | re: Best New Party Game 37: #BoringMovies (457 comments)

The Nondescript Case of Benjamin’s buttons

 +34Posted on Nov 10th, 2010 | re: Best New Party Game 37: #BoringMovies (457 comments)

Dude, there’s my car!

 +5Posted on Nov 10th, 2010 | re: That's Your Boyfriend: The "My Fucking Bush" Guy (82 comments)

Was wondering that at first too, but if you notice toward the end when he moves over to the wall, his shadow shows him holding the camera at a very low angle. So the guy and his wife were probably unaware it was even recording.

 +3Posted on Nov 10th, 2010 | re: That's Your Boyfriend: The "My Fucking Bush" Guy (82 comments)

Probably the kid’s friend. My guess is they were filming their own little skate video when the bush guy came running at them really fucking fast.

 +18Posted on Nov 10th, 2010 | re: Tina Fey Answers Fan Questions From The Internet (57 comments)

I’m usually a pie kinda guy but this weekend I was treated to some amazing cupcakes with surprise fillings in the center. How could you not like these?

Black man doing his thing, baby! I already told you that shit is over, Dawg. I hit it and I quit it. You can have your Jigglypuff back.

 +7Posted on Nov 3rd, 2010 | re: Amy Sedaris Talks About STDs On The Today Show (46 comments)

I don’t know if anyone else clicked through to watch the Cake Boss interview, but talk about a puff piece! I mean, if you’re going to bring up the death of Buddy’s father the least you could do is follow it up with a question about the cake scarab. Or, you know, ask the guy about the time one of his cakes achieved sentience.

Ugh.

 +3Posted on Oct 29th, 2010 | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (149 comments)

YOU KILLED MARCO!

 0Posted on Oct 28th, 2010 | re: Richard Heene Would Like To Remind You That He Is Insane (70 comments)

When asked to comment on The Bear Scratch Heene’s neighbor had this to say, “From BEHIND!?”

Paladino’s Wet Nightmare

 +3Posted on Oct 6th, 2010 | re: Best New Party Game 33: #TiredMovies (291 comments)

Win A Nap With Tad Hamilton

 0Posted on Oct 1st, 2010 | re: Today We Are All This Kid (54 comments)

You just made my bub-bubs bounce. Thank you!

 0Posted on Sep 29th, 2010 | re: Best New Party Game 32: Autumn Movies (250 comments)

Wal*Mart: Fall Shop

I was thinking if Ed Droste from Grizzly Bear were a bleached blonde lady. But that’s just me.

 +1Posted on Sep 23rd, 2010 | re: Well, Undercovers Is Fucking Terrible (49 comments)

“Aye marone, quit breakin’ my cakes here!”

(Also, this week’s episode with James Adomian as Paul Giamatti is hilarious.)

 0Posted on Jul 12th, 2010 | re: This Is Your DJ (52 comments)

When we were kids my brother wanted some 2 Live Crew tape but the guy at the record store refused to sell it to him, so he ended up with this instead:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=at8hZpXyykM

Awful, awful stuff.

 +2Posted on Jul 12th, 2010 | re: Roman Polanski A Free Man OR: Animals Wearing Halloween Costumes (111 comments)

YES!

My name is Bailey Muttenheimer and I approve this comment.

(aims gun at laptop)

 +6Posted on Jun 8th, 2010 | re: To Catch A Falkor (34 comments)

YES! My friends and I watched Monster Squad this weekend and it was every bit as awesome as I remembered it to be.

 +6Posted on Jun 4th, 2010 | re: Exciting Mystery: Who Is Gulliver's Travels's Target Audience? (57 comments)

He was once tall
But now he’s small!
It’s a small Ted Danson!

 +18Posted on May 20th, 2010 | re: You Can Make It Up: Chris Klein Auditions For A Cocaine Commercial (45 comments)

Don’t get me wrong hotspur, I read Moby Dick too

but I gotta harpoon the white whale at least once DAMN!

Kotter: “Now, you’re just mashin’ it!”

 +1Posted on Apr 26th, 2010 | re: That's Your Girlfriend: Lil Marcy (79 comments)

It’s actually German.

DIE, Marcy, DIE.

 +6Posted on Apr 1st, 2010 | re: Todd Solondz Remains As Miserable As Ever (43 comments)

Three reasons I won’t see this movie:

1) This ain’t no party.
2) This ain’t no disco.
3) This ain’t no foolin’ around.