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Just like Zachary Briggs in his first porn film.
she’s the white haired guy
Man. Too quick with your topanga jokes, merry.
God. So innocent looking. Before Topenga ruined his fucking life forever.
Central Park ice really can support a giant CGI gorilla. It was on Mythbusters.
I really don’t see what’s wrong with this. Can’t win a beauty pageant with stray eye-brow hairs.
Plus they gave the girl a bag of candy. So it’s win-win. I heard they also gave her a Yo Gabba Gabba! DVD as they were binding her feet.
I’m the only preacher with the fucking balls, and you know this, to say, “Satan I damn thee, you shit-eating, cock-sucking, mother-fucking son of a B!” Can I get a fuckin’ A?