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Gabe’s new Bravo talk show : “I Don’t Want To See What Happens Next”.

I want to know who would actually direct said sex tape…. MICHAEL BAY?? (please be Micheal Bay).

Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters 2 : DELETE YOUR COOKIES

 +13Posted on Feb 11th, 2013 | re: Shhhh, Don't Wake Up Will Smith! (55 comments)

Men In Sack.

 +7Posted on Nov 7th, 2012 | re: The Petting Zoo: The Week's Top 10 Animal Videos (21 comments)

I love how the turtle was all “I’M KING OF THE WORLD!! Oh crap, hold on.” Thud.

 +7Posted on Jan 11th, 2012 | re: A Friendly Chat With Gabe And Kelly: Bristol Palin Is Leaving Hollywood (30 comments)

I’m pretty sure The Baby is the host of “Good Morning Tucson” now. They will Skype Bristol in for burpings during the 7:45 segment.

 0Posted on Jan 10th, 2012 | re: An Open Letter To Tina Fey Re: Bonding With The Roots (44 comments)

It’s City of Brotherly Love not City of Quest Love so whatever. And The Roots shouldn’t try picking some obscure song to play when she comes on Jimmy Fallon to be some burn to her. Like Philadelphia Freedom or something else that you’re just going to have to say you’re sorry for on Twitter and then Tina Fey will have to go on FOX news and whine about. Don’t do that.

 +16Posted on Dec 26th, 2011 | re: Favorite TV Shows Of 2011 (68 comments)

I also love Bob’s Burgers even though it’s barely a whole thing yet. But it’s funny! If I was at a party and someone confessed they loved Bob’s Burgers, I would offer to get them a refill on their drink. “WOULD YOU LIKE A CELERY STICK WITH CREAM CHEESE TOO?” I’d also say. My new friend would then offer to buy me a car.

 +3Posted on Jun 3rd, 2011 | re: The Videogum 6-Month Performance Review (468 comments)

Thank you for your recent interest in our VIDEOGUM. The VIDEOGUM has been created to serve you and your family. One thing we would like more of at VIDEOGUM is videos found on the internets along with clever commentary from our current employee GABE. Thank you for your time and interest and we here at VIDEOGUM are working hard to make sure your needs are met.

 0Posted on May 19th, 2011 | re: Gwyneth Paltrow Raps, OBVIOUSLY (61 comments)

oh gabe, how i love you so much.