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 +1Posted on Sep 22nd, 2013 | re: The 2013 Emmy Awards Video Pizza Party (486 comments)

elton john can’t get a piano that sounds better??

 +7Posted on Jul 29th, 2013 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Elizabethtown (Redux) (101 comments)

i first started reading vg for the gossip girl recaps, and i’ll never forget gabe writing about a “garbage baby”

 +2Posted on Jul 25th, 2013 | re: How Was Everyone's Day Today? (131 comments)

some guy just turned himself in for child pornography after getting this same message! he thought they’d been watching him and even brought his computer to the police station!

 +4Posted on Jul 18th, 2013 | re: How Was Everyone's Day Today? (144 comments)

also, definitely check out the refurbed ones. they are much cheaper as last just as long. plus, i found out that after apple care runs out, if you find the right place you can still basically have anything replaced. mine is a macbook pro from 2006 andi just had the hard drive replaced and it’s like a whole new computer! for only $200! so there are definitely ways to make it work.

 +1Posted on Jul 17th, 2013 | re: The Petting Zoo: The Week's Top 10 Animal Videos (21 comments)

i am impressed with the parrot’s whistling but i HAAAATE having that song stuck in my head.

 +4Posted on Jul 16th, 2013 | re: I'm Worried About Sigourney Weaver, You Guys (19 comments)

don’t forget toe-nails!

 +4Posted on Jul 15th, 2013 | re: Benedict Cumberbatch Is Testing You, Ladies (54 comments)

just for me, personally, I think he is the exact opposite of attractive.

once a girl i worked with said that ‘hologram’ is the next major technology trend, because she didn’t understand that will-i-am hadn’t ACTUALLY traveled to the studio.

 0Posted on Jun 29th, 2013 | re: Yo, Is World War Z Anti-Semitic? (34 comments)


 0Posted on Jun 5th, 2013 | re: Sam's Dance Show 2013 (13 comments)


 0Posted on May 29th, 2013 | re: Arrested Development And/Or Behind The Candelabra Open Thread (106 comments)

it’s DEFINITELY a wig. Once you start recognizing wigs you see them EVERYWHERE. I think they made it look bad on purpose because the wigs on other characters all looked at bad as possible. Like with lindsey’s boyfriend you could see his real hair under it on the sides.

 +8Posted on May 29th, 2013 | re: Stathamprints In The Sand (20 comments)

footprints in the sand jokes will never not be funny.

 +4Posted on May 29th, 2013 | re: How Was Everyone's Day Today? (91 comments)

I am at my first day of work after getting my leasing agent license, which is a nice accomplishment, but unfortunately i very strongly dislike being a leasing agent. I want to get back into retail but it’s been going slower than I’d hoped. BUT I get to see an old friend tonight so that should be really fun!

 +7Posted on May 1st, 2013 | re: It Is Time For Chris Hansen To Arrest The Whole Internet (27 comments)

this is equal to the time i was on a bahamian booze crooze with a friend, and they’d started the dance music to liven things up, and a song came on and this woman starts screaming “THIS MA BABY’S SONG THIS MA BABY’S SONG HE’S FIVE YEARS OLD THIS MA BABY’S SONG!!”

the song?

sexual healing.

 0Posted on Apr 27th, 2013 | re: You Can Just Do Whatever You Want (65 comments)

ha ha. “rotten goblin.” perfect.

 +19Posted on Apr 22nd, 2013 | re: The 2013 Unofficial Videogum Monster Meet Up In Chicago (84 comments)

i had so. much. fun! I was nervous it would be awkward but it was just the best! I was trying to explain to some friends why i had to be late to their party, “oh i have to meet up with these people who love the same website i do” and it’s so ridiculous but i feel so lucky to be in a world where something like this can happen!


 0Posted on Apr 3rd, 2013 | re: How Was Everyone's Day Today? (157 comments)

there’s a restaurant in chicago called marcello’s that has your pizza! i wonder how far they deliver…

 0Posted on Jan 30th, 2013 | re: How Was Everyone's Day Today? (188 comments)

so jealous!

 +18Posted on Jan 30th, 2013 | re: Scott Disick's Daily Routine Is A Wonderful Masterpiece (38 comments)

“the truth is i work in various industries.”

oh, okay. thanks for clearing that up!

 +1Posted on Jan 30th, 2013 | re: Here Are Some Afternoon Links! (29 comments)

dino kale is also known as tuscan or lacinato kale. it’s usually next to the regular kale and you can tell bc instead of frilly edges the whole leaf looks like what paleontologists imagine dino skin looked like!

 +2Posted on Jan 30th, 2013 | re: Here Are Some Afternoon Links! (29 comments)

UGH THE REICHSTAG!! my roommate and i watched that documentary on netflix ab all the art the nazis stole and it just broke my heart! UGGGGHHHHH

 +2Posted on Jan 30th, 2013 | re: Here Are Some Afternoon Links! (29 comments)

me too! and i can’t tell if i love it or if i hate it.

 +1Posted on Jan 23rd, 2013 | re: How Was Everyone's Day Today? (104 comments)

i read this and thought “that is very funny and sounds like something jar krenshaw would say” and then it was you!

 0Posted on Sep 25th, 2012 | re: Guess What The Alice In Wonderland Reboot Is Called (49 comments)

my sister love that show! it’s one of my first memories of tv with my sister swooning over how hot he was.

 +7Posted on Sep 20th, 2012 | re: What Is A Movie That You Want To Rewatch That We Should All Rewatch? (233 comments)

jurassic park!