My dad forced me to watch S.W.A.T. this weekend, so there’s something you could very easily work with. It’s like Snakes on a Plane but with W.A.S.P-y people on a plane and also Colin Farrell delivers every one of his lines like David Caruso.
I think we all know the performer who doesn’t want to be identified is Tom Green.
Nice try, Tom Green!
Elmo. He’s just taking it with a blank stare, but I mean, how else would you react to Russell Brand grabbing your non-existing genitals?
I feel like Ingrid Bergman directed this but I always get him confused with the apocalypse.
Can we add that vuvuzela sound to this?
*~*2010 REMIX GO HARD REMIX SON WORLD CUP FIFA REMIX SUMMER JAM*~*
“You gotta get out of here, suppressed gay desire. Straight in the garbage. We’re gonna be on camera!”
I feel like I’ve heard this before:
Mr. STARK: I guess it’s laziness and like, what’s the point? When it comes down to it, nobody wants to fill out like another form that’s just like getting sent to your house that really relatively has nothing to do with your life.
SMITH: He thinks the young people just haven’t been given a good enough reason to fill out the census.
Mr. STARK: I mean people would do if they got like five bucks.
I keep holding my breath every time the host asks a question to get this broad to admit she’s a lonely cat-lady. But it never works.
Wait, this is even better:
“She talks dirty… in spanish” is pretty token.
It’s like the male Sharon Stone.
It does kind of look like Gawker.
But at least there’s no Chatroulette.