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 +10Posted on Aug 2nd, 2012 | re: Oh, Actually, Boycott Chick-Fil-A (184 comments)

What if you’re a fervent supporter of marriage equality and a fan of Chick Fil A that only eats it once a year on her way to an August beach vacation, and before you order your Quarter Chickenders With Chicken Cheese, you make a generous donation to Washington United for Marriage?

(Also, everyone donate to Washington United for Marriage:

 +4Posted on Sep 9th, 2011 | re: Quote Of The Day (38 comments)

Meg Ryan, but only after she had all the plastic surgery on her face.

 +5Posted on Sep 8th, 2011 | re: Rick Perry Killed 234 People (APPLAUSE BREAK) (172 comments)

Yeesh, I didn’t make it to the end. Had to turn it off because Rick Santorums’s Gary Busey smile was making me too uncomfortable.

 +1Posted on Sep 6th, 2011 | re: Breaking Bad S04E08: I Have A Feeling We're Not In Chile Anymore, Ugh (43 comments)

I read somewhere that the actor who plays Hank originally based him on Vic Mackie (which is hilarious), but the character has developed quite a bit from there. Hank is my favorite.

Although, I would totally watch a spin-off show about Walt Jr.

 +10Posted on Aug 18th, 2011 | re: Anthony Bourdain Continues To Be Very Anthony Bourdain (40 comments)

I think he actually called her “that c**t that doesn’t eat pork” once. And then he bragged about eating some offal, while getting a tattoo of a snake wearing a top hat.

 +2Posted on Jul 28th, 2011 | re: An Annotated Account Of The Alex Trebek Hotel Burglar (40 comments)

I’ll take GILFs for $800.

::high five::

 +14Posted on Jul 28th, 2011 | re: First Look At The Men Of The Hunger Games (33 comments)

Is it wrong that I find this picture hypnotic?

Is it wrong that this picture makes me want to go to McDonald’s?

 +4Posted on Jul 20th, 2011 | re: James Franco Sold What Now For $10,000? (51 comments)

Be honest – how long did you think about how to spell “gleuh”?

 +3Posted on Jul 20th, 2011 | re: James Franco Sold What Now For $10,000? (51 comments)

Pronounced: Mee-ster a-Bran-waaaash

 +7Posted on Jul 8th, 2011 | re: Quote Of The Day (32 comments)

I can’t stop looking at this.

 +2Posted on Jul 7th, 2011 | re: As Close As We Have Yet Come To A "Perfect" Internet Video (40 comments)

Ooooh I really would love to see an animated gif of that cat bouncing, cropped tight so it’s out of context.

Please, internet?

 +3Posted on Jun 16th, 2011 | re: Terrible Woman Went To Lots Of Schools (81 comments)

Or calmly visually kicking her out of the emergency door once they pass Stamford.

 +32Posted on Jun 16th, 2011 | re: Terrible Woman Went To Lots Of Schools (81 comments)

I’ve been on the MetroNorth with someone like this once before, and, as with this video, I’m always so impressed with how polite the MetroNorth employees are to them. That must be very difficult, because I wanted to slap this lady and she’s just on a video on my computer.

 +5Posted on Jun 3rd, 2011 | re: Drunk Herstory With Sarah Palin: Paul Revere's Ride (95 comments)

No, that’s not really true, is it?!


 +4Posted on Jun 3rd, 2011 | re: Who Should Replace Joe Rogan On The New Fear Factor? (67 comments)

Marc Maron

 +7Posted on Jun 2nd, 2011 | re: Duh Aficionado Magazine: Big Bird And Elmo Do Not Make You Gay (92 comments)

Didn’t that guy see this?

Republicans love Modern Family, a show with two main characters who are gay. They love it!

But I guess that survey is skewed, right? Because all the Republicans who watch Modern Family are gay Democrats now. Science.

 +3Posted on Jun 1st, 2011 | re: Stupid Graffiti Marriage Proposal Isn't That Bad (46 comments)

The future Mrs. Brainwash must be so excited!

 0Posted on May 25th, 2011 | re: Sarah Palin: The Movie, Obviously (20 comments)

Did Banksy direct it?

 +4Posted on May 18th, 2011 | re: Lars Von Trier Is NOT A Nazi?! (27 comments)

“OPPOSITE! Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have to go film Charlotte Gainsbourg and Willem Dafoe having nightmare sex for Antichrist 2: Tokyo Drift.”

-Lars von Trier, probably

 +44Posted on May 18th, 2011 | re: Kirk Cameron Vs. Stephen Hawking: WAR OF THE BRAINIACS! (89 comments)

Right, it just has a robot accent.

 +5Posted on May 17th, 2011 | re: The Zookeeper Trailer, You Guys (73 comments)

Does this movie have no respect for realism?! I mean, Paul Blart went to college and trained to be a zookeeper, he can’t just change jobs and fancy sell cars!!! It’s totally unrealistic!!

…also, the animals talk and teach him about love, I guess?

 +4Posted on May 17th, 2011 | re: Jon Stewart Vs. Bill O'Reilly (Again) (24 comments)

And how much he loves Weather Girls!

 +10Posted on May 17th, 2011 | re: Jon Stewart Vs. Bill O'Reilly (Again) (24 comments)

Did anyone else get the feeling that Jon and Bill secretly love each other?

 +3Posted on May 17th, 2011 | re: Zach Galifianakis On Conan (12 comments)

ZG’s North Carolinian redneck impression is really special to me.

 +28Posted on May 16th, 2011 | re: The Videogum Movie Club: Bridesmaids (126 comments)

This movie was not only SO funny, SO good, but incredibly accurate about the way American weddings are.

I am getting married in the fall, and the scene in the bridal salon made me LOL even before the food poisoning set in – I think the snobby, cooing saleslady also works at the place where I got my dress (I am a lady, despite my name).

Also, the butterfly in the invitation made me choke on my SourPatch kids.