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Never before was I told to enjoy something in such an evil manner.

ENJOY!!- whaaa haaa haaaaaaaa

 0Posted on Jun 23rd, 2011 | re: Best New Party Game: Summer Movies (112 comments)

Water World
Brimstone and Creamsicle

 0Posted on Jun 23rd, 2011 | re: Best New Party Game: Summer Movies (112 comments)

The Summer of Living Dangerously
Looking for Mr. Ice Cream Truck

 +3Posted on May 28th, 2011 | re: Well, This Lindsay Lohan "Short Film" Is Terrible (51 comments)

That’s what I’ve always thought about Keira Knightley.

 +2Posted on May 18th, 2011 | re: The Zookeeper Trailer, You Guys (73 comments)

That would be quite a new and unusual twist. I wonder why no other movie has ……. blah blah blah…..

 0Posted on May 9th, 2011 | re: That's Your Boyfriend: Johnny Gold (37 comments)

I know he loves me and wants me to love him on M,T,W,T, F, S and S, but I need a translation for the rest of his love song to me.

 +4Posted on May 9th, 2011 | re: An Important Monday Reminder (23 comments)

When I first read your comment I thought it said “jalapenos”. I love the idea of Oscar the Grouch riding in a jalapeno so I’m sticking with that image.

 +2Posted on Apr 27th, 2011 | re: The Wednesday Dance (40 comments)

Okay, Sergei, you start with the ‘Reverse Limbo’, Mahir, do the ‘Twin Peaks Midget Rolling on the Ground’, and I’ll follow those with ‘Flamingo Checking Water Temperature’ move. I know it’s not my strongest dance move but it’s kind of free-form and that’s just how I feel today.

And,OMG Mahir, don’t forget to DANCE INTO THE HATCHBACK!

 +18Posted on Apr 26th, 2011 | re: Brad Is An Actor And A Model (61 comments)

His eyes are DAD!

 +11Posted on Apr 26th, 2011 | re: Brad Is An Actor And A Model (61 comments)

His mouth says he’s acting, but his eyes say he’s dead.

 +15Posted on Apr 12th, 2011 | re: A Young Man Reviews His New Yankee Candles (64 comments)

I know! Once in awhile I will read the articles and then the comments on a site like CNN and it is REALLY scary out there. Thank you everyone here for being nice and smart – apparently that is a tough combination for most (and FUNNY, too)!!!

While I was watching this video I kept thinking what a sweet, articulate kid he is and how cool it is that he really enjoys those candles.

 0Posted on Mar 30th, 2011 | re: Why Don't You Put This Elderly Drunk Man On Dancing With The Stars Then? (37 comments)

However, I LOVE old, drunk dancers!

 +1Posted on Mar 30th, 2011 | re: Why Don't You Put This Elderly Drunk Man On Dancing With The Stars Then? (37 comments)

I don’t like to criticize anyone unless he or she is a murderer or a rapist or a girlfriend-abusing rapper with persistent anger issues, but ‘The Kelly Family’ scare the hell out of me.

 +1Posted on Mar 29th, 2011 | re: Stay Safe Out There, You Guys (63 comments)

Oh no! That’s what I thought too….not Ron Swanson!!!

 +9Posted on Mar 29th, 2011 | re: Stay Safe Out There, You Guys (63 comments)

I thought for sure that the girl who was ‘creeped out by some things’ was going to start singing her feelings at :51. The camera even panned out and everything!

“OOOOOOOOOOOOH, when people on the internet creep me OUT……I call my mom and ask her “What’s it all ABOUT??????”

 +6Posted on Mar 18th, 2011 | re: Afternoon Dogbreak (40 comments)

You aren’t kidding – I thought I was going to watch a cute dog video not a sad one that hurt my heart! I think what made it worse was that the owner just kept berating that sweet, sweet animal even after he CLEARLY had admitted his guilt.

 +4Posted on Mar 11th, 2011 | re: This Is Just A Normal Interview With An Eye Witness (47 comments)

“I’ve lived here my WHOLE life. – I’ve ALMOST lived here my whole life. I just moved here last week….”

 +1Posted on Mar 2nd, 2011 | re: Oh Man, This Dude Has No Idea (45 comments)

Laughing babies with huge heads are the greatest.

BING…..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5P6UU6m3cqk

 +1Posted on Feb 22nd, 2011 | re: That's Your Girlfriend: This 5-Year-Old (38 comments)

Her mom must be a delicate flower.

 +7Posted on Feb 17th, 2011 | re: Beware The Chemtrails Of ... February (73 comments)

Do the questions get tougher when filtered through a ‘Tough Question’ device or do the answers get tougher to answer?

And why aren’t the reporters embarrassed to be holding a microphone that says TOUGH QUESTIONS. uggghhhh

 0Posted on Feb 16th, 2011 | re: Get over it, Natalie Portman. (45 comments)

…a lot of crying and a lot of bad acting, except in ‘The Professional’.

…and yes, she’s pretty.

 +8Posted on Feb 9th, 2011 | re: Now THIS Is How You Sell A Couch (52 comments)

OMG! Is that heaven? There’s a nine year old boy doing math, unopened gift baskets everywhere and GRANDMAS!!!!

Weeeee

 +1Posted on Jan 25th, 2011 | re: The 2011 Razzie Award Nominees Are Announzzzzzzzzzzz (61 comments)

No you weren’t, you big dummy – you fell down once!

 0Posted on Nov 29th, 2010 | re: Obligatory Post-Holiday Monday Morning Dance Video (64 comments)

I’m in heaven.

 0Posted on Nov 29th, 2010 | re: Obligatory Post-Holiday Monday Morning Dance Video (64 comments)