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 +2Posted on Apr 20th | re: Talking About Girls, Finally (81 comments)

But what about the fact that they live in Brooklyn yet there are NO people of colour there?!
Oh wait, I forgot!
They had a homeless black man.

Ugh, I hate everyone involved.

 +3Posted on Feb 8th | re: The Rock Will Be President Someday, Says The Rock (45 comments)

“The great news is that I am American, therefore I can become President.”

 0Posted on Feb 3rd | re: This Week In GIFs! (23 comments)

I’m really happy that I saw this just before I had dinner.
You’re on my list Mr. Frank Lloyd Wrong!

Oh.
Must be nice to be so privileged.

 +2Posted on Jan 30th | re: BREAKING: Nicolas Cage Will Stop "Experimenting" With His Hair (54 comments)

EVERYTHING

Seriously: Adaptation, Wild At Heart, Leaving Las Vegas, Raising Arizona, Lord Of War, Matchstick Men

Popcorn: Face/Off, Vampire’s Kiss, Con Air, Bad Lieutenant, Kick Ass, The Rock, Drive Angry

 +17Posted on Jan 24th | re: The 2012 Academy Awards Nominees (128 comments)

Jonah Hill. R e a l l y?

If you’re going to give one to Jonah Hill a nomination then give one to the dog from The Artist coz they are obviously just giving this shit away now.

lol…I care too much about this

 0Posted on Jan 24th | re: The 2012 Academy Awards Nominees (128 comments)

Over Tilda Swinton tho? C’mon now son (or daughter).

 +17Posted on Jan 24th | re: The 2012 Academy Awards Nominees (128 comments)

JONAH HILL

ROONEY MARA

TRANSFORMERS

RANGO

EXTREMELY LOUD & INCREDIBLY CLOSE

REAL STEEL

NO TILDA SWINTON

TRANSFORMERS

GEORGE CLOONEY

The Academy should get nominated for best TROLLS coz they would sweep the board.

 0Posted on Jan 24th | re: You Can Make It Up: Mark Wahlberg Stops World War II (40 comments)

“OK, we’re going to be a democratic republic with no genocide very soon. Don’t worry.”

I am DEAD at that line.

Cremate me and scatter my ashes over the ocean please.

 0Posted on Jan 24th | re: Christopher Plummer Demands Actor Dog Recognition (31 comments)

TEAM UGGIE

 0Posted on Jan 24th | re: Christopher Plummer Demands Actor Dog Recognition (31 comments)

I’ll bet you any money that Cosmo put Plummer up to this.
That insecure canine (FYI that’s not even his real fur) has been trying to sabotage the artist that is Uggie from the start!

That’s my new favourite catch phrase. “If only Mark Wahlberg was here…”

 +3Posted on Jan 18th | re: Quote Of The Day: Mark Wahlberg Would Have Stopped 9/11 (94 comments)

Still doesn’t change the fact that he doesn’t seem to have made any efforts to reach out to the man who he blinded.
He got a second chance because he was a white man not because he ‘deserves’ it. Sorry if it sounds like I’m being rude to you I just have zero respect or tolerance for Marky Mark.

 +3Posted on Jan 18th | re: Quote Of The Day: Mark Wahlberg Would Have Stopped 9/11 (94 comments)

It’s also on his IMDB.

“The young man also had a violent streak – one which was often aimed at minorities. At age 16, he was convicted of assault against two Vietnamese men after he had tried to rob them”

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000242/bio

 +24Posted on Jan 18th | re: Quote Of The Day: Mark Wahlberg Would Have Stopped 9/11 (94 comments)

Dammit, Wikipedia would be so useful right now…

Basically he attacked and blinded a man in a racist attack when he was younger, did a little time and never apologised or even spoke to the man after. Mark has ‘made peace’ with himself though so I guess that’s all that matters.

 +29Posted on Jan 18th | re: Quote Of The Day: Mark Wahlberg Would Have Stopped 9/11 (94 comments)

Can’t even bring himself to apologise the Vietnamese man he blinded in a hateful, racist attack several years ago but he’d have stopped the 9/11 terrorists?

 0Posted on Jan 18th | re: Missing Person Update: Ryan Gosling Re: The Golden Globes (17 comments)

Kelly you are obviously not a real Ryan Gosling fan/stalker/whatever because then you would have KNOWN that Ryan IS in Thailand filming ‘Only God Forgives’ where he will be playing a British man that has to do some mixed martial arts for some reason or another.
Eva Mendes is not there, trust me.

 0Posted on Jan 6th | re: A Fake Interview With Kanye West (35 comments)

But I did like this fake interview.

 +1Posted on Jan 6th | re: A Fake Interview With Kanye West (35 comments)

Eh. So what if he’s ridiculous? He’s entertaining, passionate and actually has the talent to back up what he’s saying and unlike say…Gwyneth Paltrow…he has a sense of humour about his own ridiculousness.

 +6Posted on Dec 20th, 2011 | re: Merry Christmas From Courtney Stodden (38 comments)

But Courtney is a deeply Christian young lady, celebrating Christmas the way the Good Lord intended, all in a shiny highly flammable bikini, fake tan and stripper heels.
What’s not to love?

 +2Posted on Dec 20th, 2011 | re: Merry Christmas From Courtney Stodden (38 comments)

Haters gonna hate!

 +5Posted on Dec 14th, 2011 | re: Ryan Gosling Is Taking Ballet Classes Just For Fun, Obviously (29 comments)

URGH! This asshole. He is straight up taunting me with his perfection. Fuck you Ryan Gosling.

 0Posted on Nov 3rd, 2011 | re: What Are You Guys Doing For The Twilight Chinese Theatre Ceremony? (19 comments)

I wish they’d put their faces in the cement. And stayed there.
I know that sounds harsh but watch Twilight and then you’ll understand.

It took me an hour to get it but that “say hello to your STOMACH” line killed me!
I need some sleep.

 +4Posted on Oct 6th, 2011 | re: Videogum Everywhere Mission: Don't Buy A Drive Jacket (36 comments)

Um if you are trying to tell me not to live out my lifelong dream of wearing this jacket (I’d prefer the one Ryan actually wore but we don’t need to go into why…) then you are not a real hero or a real human being Kelly.