I feel like it’s funny if you don’t think about it, which is surprisingly easy to do sometimes. But when you DO think about it, all the jokes are random and off-putting.

So….truce?

I have a friend who spent some time in Africa, and he has a ton of monkey stories. He woke up every morning to the sound of them fucking on his roof, and at one point his research partner got slapped in the face by one after offering it food.