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 +4Posted on May 25th | re: This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys (22 comments)

that 1.5 minute completely context-free clip sends shivers up my spine. i am SOLD.

gabe. HOW can you not like Boogie Nights?! It’s IMPOSSIBLE. WMOAT THAT. I dare you. there is no way you can ruin a top 10 all-time-favorite…..and yes, that is a challenge.

Khia, so the lyrics to “My Neck, My Back” don’t seem so dirty.

 +14Posted on May 25th | re: The Only "Call Me Maybe" Parody Ever (50 comments)

google it, maybe.

 +22Posted on May 25th | re: The Only "Call Me Maybe" Parody Ever (50 comments)

oh, that telling, hesitant delivery of the lines through giggles… thanks girls, for fully-realizing a dumb joke you thought up and executed during a sleepover.

eh, i would consider Twilight a legitimate religion before Scientology.

 +5Posted on May 25th | re: Girl Stuff: It's Never Too Early To Make An Enemy (29 comments)

 +7Posted on May 25th | re: Girl Stuff: It's Never Too Early To Make An Enemy (29 comments)

charlize? is that you?

 +7Posted on May 24th | re: Videogum Summer School Is Back In Session (87 comments)

but a “THEMED WMOAT” like “WMOAT….That Miramax Put Out in the 90s” or “WMOAT: Extreme Remake Edition”

 +3Posted on May 24th | re: Here Are Some Afternoon Links! (17 comments)

if you didn’t get it either, don’t worry.

 +2Posted on May 24th | re: Here Are Some Afternoon Links! (17 comments)

it’s not as hot that way. but that’s just one man’s opinion.

 +3Posted on May 24th | re: Here Are Some Afternoon Links! (17 comments)

so I guess I turned off Dogville before it got good?

if you ever come across the wrong people, this comment could very well come back to haunt you, or more likely your loved ones seeking justice.

 +5Posted on May 24th | re: Today We Are All This Slinky On A Treadmill (38 comments)

so much for blog pajamas.

 +10Posted on May 24th | re: Today We Are All This Slinky On A Treadmill (38 comments)

“and so we slink on, born forward ceaselessly onto the mat.”

are we the same person?

 +22Posted on May 24th | re: Who Should Play Linda Blair In The TV Adaption Of The Exorcist? (29 comments)

“your mother sucks cock in hell!”

these suggestions are all contingent on whether or not Martha, Marcy, May, or Marlene are unavailable, right?

 +9Posted on May 24th | re: Community Talking Points Memo, Full Version (41 comments)

it’s ironic how closely this resembles Chang’s takeover of Greendale.

he needs more hand.

 +4Posted on May 24th | re: How Many Actors Are There? (29 comments)

Pollo Loco is hiring? Lindsay Lohan is interested.

 +4Posted on May 24th | re: Even Geniuses Are 15 At Some Point (42 comments)

is this a reverse solicitation for a Videogum internship?

Witch Doctor is what the Brits call eBay

anderson cooper’s reaction is the appropriate reaction for any viewer of anderson cooper’s show.

 +7Posted on May 23rd | re: Here Are Some Afternoon Links! (8 comments)

neither is she.