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 +4Posted on Mar 5th, 2013 | re: The Videogum Why Don't YOU Caption It Contest: The Little Lebowski (37 comments)

he peed on his own fucking rug…

 +3Posted on Mar 5th, 2013 | re: The Videogum Why Don't YOU Caption It Contest: The Little Lebowski (37 comments)

i’m a leskowbi, you are a leskowbi!

a great clip from the space ship!

“thank you for this. I’ll keep it somewhere safe, I assure you. but the reason I will not exhibit this picture is that I am afraid that I have shown in it the secret of my own soul.”

 +18Posted on Dec 14th, 2012 | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (41 comments)

 +2Posted on Dec 14th, 2012 | re: Here Are Some Afternoon Links! (14 comments)

how was Mike Leonard retiring not included on the best moments of the Today Show? [full disclosure, he's a family friend] what a great job he’s done being the best!

 +6Posted on Dec 14th, 2012 | re: This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys (46 comments)

i find it incredibly interesting how movies – usually the major blockbusters – reflect the mood and major anxieties of their time. you can go back through history and pull out all the parallels, but especially now dealing with global, unknown threats, the end of civilization – or what comes after it, paranoia, and the idea of what is perceived to be a reality is a lie.

 +4Posted on Dec 14th, 2012 | re: This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys (46 comments)

Real Steel vs. Cloverfield

 +2Posted on Dec 14th, 2012 | re: Here Are Some Morning Links! (16 comments)

i’ve got friends from rural indiana. cow tipping is not only possible, but a common problem for farmers and it REALLY pisses them [farmers] off. like a lot.

 +5Posted on Dec 14th, 2012 | re: Questions For Jennifer Aniston's New Wax Statue (13 comments)

i thought i felt all the loneliness in the world suddenly double.

 +12Posted on Dec 14th, 2012 | re: Bradley Cooper's Rumored Hair Loss OR Animals Dressed Like Santa? (50 comments)

bald eagles dressed like santa

 +14Posted on Dec 14th, 2012 | re: Bradley Cooper's Rumored Hair Loss OR Animals Dressed Like Santa? (50 comments)

 +1Posted on Dec 14th, 2012 | re: Cut Loose Everybody, It's Friday! (14 comments)

mine is the chazz palmitieri-looking guy in the back who so desperately wants to be in the front.

 +6Posted on Dec 14th, 2012 | re: Here Are Some Morning Links! (16 comments)

heimaey toniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight. Mandys got us falling in looooove agaiiiiiiiin

 +2Posted on Dec 14th, 2012 | re: How Was Everyone's Day Today? (120 comments)

i said i would be a “diminished presence” not off into the sunset…more of a weekend dad type situation.

 +31Posted on Dec 13th, 2012 | re: How Was Everyone's Day Today? (120 comments)

THERE’S NO TIME TO EXPLAIN!

 +30Posted on Dec 13th, 2012 | re: How Was Everyone's Day Today? (120 comments)

tomorrow is my last day with the job i’ve been at for 5+ years. i have a 3 week break before I start my next one. this will be wonderful, but I will miss wasting my days here, laughing and enjoying all you great commenters….and of course, gabe, kelly, and mary’s fantastic posts. you all have made the shittiness that was this job bearable and for that I sincerely thank you all.

i look forward to trying to keep up here, but since I stay away from the internet when not at work, and then the duties that come with a new job, i will be a diminished presence here. this is probably a good thing in real life, but also kind of sad.

to everything turn….turn…turn….

 +7Posted on Dec 13th, 2012 | re: How Was Everyone's Day Today? (120 comments)

Trader Joe’s low-acid coffee is fantastic.

 +3Posted on Dec 13th, 2012 | re: Here Are Some Afternoon Links! (40 comments)

they are SO detailed! and I heard that the stamps aren’t even real stamps, but meant to look like vintage stamps….and the building they sent it to wasn’t the proper one, but it was back in the day when Dr. Jones would’ve been teaching there. meticulous!

 +5Posted on Dec 13th, 2012 | re: Here Are Some Afternoon Links! (40 comments)

finding out you have VD should be enough of a spoiler. that your mom gave it to your history teacher who is now probably giving it to your aunt is all the worse. am i following this correctly?

 +4Posted on Dec 13th, 2012 | re: Sometimes Being A Parent Means Being A Jerk (12 comments)

headline should read: Sometimes Being A Jerk Extends to Being a Parent

 +7Posted on Dec 13th, 2012 | re: Sometimes Being A Parent Means Being A Jerk (12 comments)

i’m on the kid’s side.

 +11Posted on Dec 13th, 2012 | re: Here Are Some Afternoon Links! (40 comments)

i understand six words in that comment.

 +5Posted on Dec 13th, 2012 | re: Here Are Some Afternoon Links! (40 comments)

i saw that indiana jones thing earlier and think it’s the greatest. more whimsical mystery deliveries!

 +6Posted on Dec 13th, 2012 | re: Here Are Some Afternoon Links! (40 comments)