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 +11Posted on Feb 23rd, 2012 | re: Candidates Describe Themselves In One Word (78 comments)

I’m surprised Newt didn’t say “CheddarBayBiscuits.”

 +3Posted on Feb 17th, 2012 | re: This Is Just A Pretty Standard Louis Armstrong Doll (36 comments)

Whitney did look pretty rough that night.

 +4Posted on Jan 9th, 2012 | re: Everyone Continue To Not Go Bungee Jumping, Thanks (32 comments)

banjo jumping

 0Posted on Dec 22nd, 2011 | re: Best New Party Game 61: Passive-Aggressive Movie Titles (145 comments)

The Empire Strikes Back So Don’t Bother Talking To Them When They’re Like This

 +4Posted on Dec 21st, 2011 | re: BREAKING: New "Classic" Trampoline Accident! (11 comments)

I appreciate that this is only 5 seconds long. Thank you, I have other things to look at. Seriously. I’m growing crystals from a kit.

 +4Posted on Dec 19th, 2011 | re: Just FYI: Suri Cruise Has A $130,000 Christmas List (19 comments)

yes, but only in a “hey, good job” kind of way.

 0Posted on Oct 24th, 2011 | re: An Imagined Reaction To Gretchen's Puzzle Box (33 comments)

seriously, if you want in her box, try a COMPLIMENT.

 +2Posted on Sep 28th, 2011 | re: What Should Dane Cook Call His New Sitcom? (114 comments)

The “Ick” Factor

Billy Corgan is pissed that you got bigger than him.

 +8Posted on Sep 14th, 2011 | re: An Excellent Sunflower Halloween Costume Tutorial (33 comments)

“I LOATHE sunflowers.” – Madonna

 +2Posted on Aug 10th, 2011 | re: This Robot Pillow Video Might Actually Be Pornography, I'm Not Sure (39 comments)

that new Peter Gabriel song is the BEST!

 +13Posted on Aug 9th, 2011 | re: Don't Live In An Apartment Like This (85 comments)

I think he’d be a great roommate. You could get a properly-sized apartment and he could just live in the closet. Coz he’s a Real Genius.

I made it to 2:20, then I had to put down my trepanning tool and turn it off.

a taste of humble pie

 0Posted on Jul 18th, 2011 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Love And Other Drugs (92 comments)

Jake depicted my cousin in a movie (not Brokeback Mountain.) Since then he’s pretty much box office poison. Mostly.

 0Posted on Jul 16th, 2011 | re: This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys (86 comments)

oh, wait, that was was Mark Wahlberg. Still don’t share straws!

 +2Posted on Jul 16th, 2011 | re: This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys (86 comments)

Oh Matt Damon, its just like that one time when trees tried to kill you, that one time, in the M. Night Shamalama joint! Also,don’t share straws!