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 -7Posted on Dec 24th, 2008 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: The Family Stone (86 comments)

honestly Jay, what the fuck are you talking about? You’re just building up a double edged sword for ANY filmmaker, anywhere, who wants to either make a film about gay characters, or make a “straight” film (as you so ignorantly call it, since when do movies have a sexual fucking orientation?) that happens to include gay characters. When will you ever be satisfied? Does every movie have to be Brokeback Mountain for you, to be considered worthy? Or do you enjoy the super high-brow caliber of classics like “Not Another Gay Movie”, which paints us all as twinky-queen-ovesexualized-fem-faggots?

Maybe Thad and his boyfriend are used as a device in this movie, but they’re there. We’re there. We’re everywhere. And sometimes we just glance at each other instead of kiss. Whoa – shocker. And sometimes we fuck each other in the asshole. And sometimes we don’t. Depends what I’m feeling like that day.

Ugh, people like you will never be satisfied. Sometimes you just have to grow a pair and take things at face-value, I promise you might just enjoy your life a bit more.

 -1Posted on Dec 19th, 2008 | re: Operation "Force Russell Brand To Use Condoms" Begins Now (8 comments)

ehhh…. fishing. I was expecting a multiple-second bit about how opposed he is to wrapping it up. Mountains? Molehills? Anyone?

 0Posted on Dec 11th, 2008 | re: Who's Buying All This Dark Knight (11 comments)

So, if you’re a Dark Knight fan AND a homosexual, that means you got 2 days off this week??

 +1Posted on Dec 4th, 2008 | re: Colbert Writers Make A Twilight/True Blood Parody (7 comments)

Sue Galloway has an incredible one-woman show. You should go see it.

 0Posted on Nov 21st, 2008 | re: The Monkey Is In The Basketball (19 comments)

I bet it’s JUST as cruel to put the monkey in the ball a 100 times to get the shot right as it would be to smuggle him into the country that way.

 +1Posted on Nov 10th, 2008 | re: True Blood: You Ain't Seen Terrible Yet! (31 comments)

Haters will never get hate-watching. I agree with you, the show, the plot, the characters, and the ridiculous traits they all have is absolutely ABSURD….. but I still find it wildly entertaining…. perhaps for all of those reasons.

 +1Posted on Nov 5th, 2008 | re: 10 Things That Seem So Stupid Today (10 comments)

what happened to the number 4, Gabe?

I hope her character’s name is Sandy

 0Posted on Oct 29th, 2008 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Powder (48 comments)

Jason – the only movie I EVER left during was Hamlet 2. God! What a shitfest that was.
Powder grosses me out though. I know it’s an easy joke…. but…. guy with weird skin deficiency who watches boys after the gym…. THRILLERRRRRRRRRR

 +1Posted on Oct 21st, 2008 | re: HIMYM: Jason Jones Steals Ted's Girl, Thank God (3 comments)

The Bertolli ads…. no words… she was explaining to viewers WHY what they had just seen was funny.