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I like how “real-time” that video was. Like, at first, she really just seems like a kooky lady who is overjoyed at being on a plane and is excited at the amazing technology that allows us to guide a massive plane from 8 miles up to a runway where we come to a safe and comfortable landing. But all of the sudden at like 1:50, no one is laughing and the video goes on for another minute of that familiar discomfort we all experience when we are caught in an enclosed area with someone who is mentally unwell.
Full disclosure: I watch the wheel sometimes. It’s one of my programs. So, I actually saw this episode as it aired (jealous?). After she answers and everyone chuckles a bit, Pat Sajak says that that’s not the funniest or craziest thing he’s ever heard as a guess. There is, in a bonafide Wheel Expert’s opinion, something funnier than Self-Potato. The real hunt is on.
I think Cop Out is the movie adaptation of the poster, Black Cop/White Cop.
This looks like it has all the makings of a hot country hit, “Following in the Footsteps of Daddy”. You don’t even have to write any lyrics. They’re all here.
CATMERA
A cat with a video camera behind its eyes is the only witness to a heinous crime. I forget what happens next.
(this was actually a screenplay written by a student in one of my English classes in college.)
THE BLIND RAGE OF PEACOAT MILLER by Adam Penn
?A college student home for the holidays discovers that an internet porn film turns its viewer into homicidal maniacs. As the epidemic spreads, he has to save his longtime crush while struggling to control his own urges.?
Wii Pray. Rape “jokes”. Charlie Sheen’s 9/11 video contest. Jaycee Dungard porno. Going Rogue goes super platinum. I don’t know about you guys, but I’m exhausted by this week.
Gabe, I’m flattered. I accept.
You all seem to be taking this in stride.
Help, Gabe!
I can’t wait until this is over because I’m going to get in my car and drive to Russia.
I’m going to make a list of tv show episodes that have made me really want a sandwich. This one and that one 30 Rock with the Teamster sandwiches are it so far. It’s a very specific longing.
You’re forgetting the “golden porkchop” line. NOW he won.
When I was a kid and we’d go and visit my grandparents in Florida, the radio would be playing the very worst songs from about 4 years back in heavy rotation. It was like people didn’t get the memo. When I apply that theory to the backwards, lowest common denominator, hamfisted humor of Jeff Dunham and Seth McFarlane & co., I begin to think they willfully ignored the memo.
Pumping Tron. The plot of Running Man and Tron overlap in this action packed hit starring Arnold Schwarzenegger as a computer software developer who must partake in gladiatorial combat to escape a world of his own creation!
Holme-y Don’t Play Dat.
Holmes is Where the Fart is.
Sigh. I’ll show myself out.
We are up against so much.
Haven’t all the anti-hipster hipsters grown tired of poking fun of Brooklyn hipster culture? Only someone so painfully young would think this is relevant or even worth making to begin with. Old newzzzzzz.
Wow. This is all very interesting fodder for an intelligent argument about the false and disturbed sense of entitlement Hollywood has and its effects on our perceptions of moral and legal issues. But I want to use this time to let you all know that when I searched for ‘free Roman Polanski petition’ in Google, Videogum was on page one in results. We are relevant.
Maybe I read this site too much, but I think Gabe has been in a bad mood for a couple posts now. I hope he gets some rest this weekend.
Have you guys read this site? I mean besides, Topher Grace-Facts you Might Not be Knowing.
On a reported Mila Kunis injury:
“May be that?s a return for all those bruises that she?s been giving to the viewers in That 70?s show seasons.”
Obviously this whole site is a botched Babel Fish translation, but there are some nuggets that transcend language barriers.