I liked it.
I love when, during the lyrics “Train running off the tracks,” they show a train.
And some dude walks into the shot. Scorsese-level shit, there.
More like “Jesus Island,” am I right? (No.)
In my movie, lots of jaw exercises.
BUT… they’re a mismatched couple who learn to love each other despite their glaring differences! Hollywood’s never done that movie before!
And, I may be going out on a limb here, but I think she JUST might leave her boyfriend for that Declan fellow. He’s so roguish.
Sadly, NBC announced they’re sticking with him. Fuckin’ pussies coulda stopped this.
Looks like Spielberg wins, Diablo. Go ahead and send that Oscar to Cash 4 Gold.
I appreciate the interest and feedback. We are happy so many people have watched it.
The only thing that would make this worthwhile would be the greenscreen it comes with.
But: A) That would make the rest of this ridiculous toy a waste, and B) I can buy a greenscreen on eBay cheaper.
I only saw the very end, during the Schwetty Balls skit. That’s all I needed to see anyway.
And Doc Brown wondered for a moment: “Did I just pick a fucking retard to accompany me on my time travel adventures? Should I have instead picked Scott Davis? At least he doesn’t come up with stupid fucking questions like that.”
it’s weird that it is 2009 and we have still never addressed the inconvenience of using a fucking TRAIN as a time machine. It would be very inconvenient!
It’s a flying train, Gabe. Inconvenience: REMOVED.
Wow, this is some “Meet the Spartans” level kinda shit. I may need to hatewatch* this.
*Because I hate myself.
I love how the trailer, which makes the film look like “Serious and Poignant Depiction of Growing Up Around the World,” is bookended with two clips from America’s Funniest Home Videos.
“Oop! Lookit me! I’m a thirsty goat! drink drink drink drink….”
“The Black Widow,” starring Willem Defoe. Just watched it; HOO BOY.
Though Gabe’s complaints are noted, I think this is more about the poster, not necessarily the book / movie.
It also seems like a very obvious “THIS TAKES PLACE IN THE PAST” symbol. She should be holding an 8-track player and a Pet Rock ™.
It means whatever you want it to mean.
[I don't feel like getting into the rape jokes right now.]
“We need to bring him in. Get me everyone.“
“…and she told me they were laughing because they were excited they recognized things from the book.”
Wow, denial much?
“No, they’re throwing shit at the screen because they think the romantic subplot is believable.”
I’m sure they hated you right back, Leighton. Probably because they couldn’t pronounce your fucking name.
This is the greatest song ever written by anyone, EVER.
I went about 20.
Wait, slow down, Hoss: Jackie Chan, Billy Ray Cyrus, AND George Lopez, in ONE MOVIE?
Bring the tarps and mops, AMC Theatres staff. You’ll be cleaning up mind-splosions all weekend.