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 +1Posted on Feb 22nd, 2010 | re: Awesome Video For An Awesome Song (99 comments)

I liked it.

 +9Posted on Feb 22nd, 2010 | re: Awesome Video For An Awesome Song (99 comments)

I love when, during the lyrics “Train running off the tracks,” they show a train.

And some dude walks into the shot. Scorsese-level shit, there.

More like “Jesus Island,” am I right? (No.)

 0Posted on Jan 8th, 2010 | re: A.O. Scott Blows The Whistle On Big Leap Year (24 comments)

In my movie, lots of jaw exercises.

 +5Posted on Jan 8th, 2010 | re: A.O. Scott Blows The Whistle On Big Leap Year (24 comments)

BUT… they’re a mismatched couple who learn to love each other despite their glaring differences! Hollywood’s never done that movie before!

And, I may be going out on a limb here, but I think she JUST might leave her boyfriend for that Declan fellow. He’s so roguish.

 0Posted on Jan 7th, 2010 | re: YOU GOT DUNHAM'ED! MAYBE! PROBABLY NOT! BUT HOPEFULLY! (32 comments)

Sadly, NBC announced they’re sticking with him. Fuckin’ pussies coulda stopped this.

 +2Posted on Jan 7th, 2010 | re: Diablo Cody's Mind No Longer A Selling Point (30 comments)

Looks like Spielberg wins, Diablo. Go ahead and send that Oscar to Cash 4 Gold.

 0Posted on Jan 7th, 2010 | re: A Tommy Wiseau Puppet Answers Questions About The Room, FINALLY! (22 comments)

I appreciate the interest and feedback. We are happy so many people have watched it.

 +1Posted on Dec 18th, 2009 | re: That's Your Videogame: Yoostar (28 comments)

The only thing that would make this worthwhile would be the greenscreen it comes with.

But: A) That would make the rest of this ridiculous toy a waste, and B) I can buy a greenscreen on eBay cheaper.

 +3Posted on Dec 18th, 2009 | re: Saturday Night Live Christmas Special Open Thread (20 comments)

I only saw the very end, during the Schwetty Balls skit. That’s all I needed to see anyway.

 +4Posted on Dec 15th, 2009 | re: That's Your Boyfriend: This Little Boy From Back To The Future III (39 comments)

And Doc Brown wondered for a moment: “Did I just pick a fucking retard to accompany me on my time travel adventures? Should I have instead picked Scott Davis? At least he doesn’t come up with stupid fucking questions like that.”

 +8Posted on Dec 14th, 2009 | re: That's Your Boyfriend: This Little Boy From Back To The Future III (39 comments)

it’s weird that it is 2009 and we have still never addressed the inconvenience of using a fucking TRAIN as a time machine. It would be very inconvenient!

It’s a flying train, Gabe. Inconvenience: REMOVED.

Wow, this is some “Meet the Spartans” level kinda shit. I may need to hatewatch* this.

*Because I hate myself.

 +8Posted on Dec 2nd, 2009 | re: The Babies Trailer Is Funnier If You Pretend It's A Prequel (72 comments)

I love how the trailer, which makes the film look like “Serious and Poignant Depiction of Growing Up Around the World,” is bookended with two clips from America’s Funniest Home Videos.

“Oop! Lookit me! I’m a thirsty goat! drink drink drink drink….”

 +4Posted on Nov 30th, 2009 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: You Will Miss Me When I Burn (151 comments)

“The Black Widow,” starring Willem Defoe. Just watched it; HOO BOY.

 +6Posted on Nov 24th, 2009 | re: The Lovely Bones Poster Is The Creepiest (66 comments)

Marzipan.

 0Posted on Nov 24th, 2009 | re: The Lovely Bones Poster Is The Creepiest (66 comments)

Though Gabe’s complaints are noted, I think this is more about the poster, not necessarily the book / movie.

 +11Posted on Nov 24th, 2009 | re: The Lovely Bones Poster Is The Creepiest (66 comments)

It also seems like a very obvious “THIS TAKES PLACE IN THE PAST” symbol. She should be holding an 8-track player and a Pet Rock ™.

 +5Posted on Nov 24th, 2009 | re: The Lovely Bones Poster Is The Creepiest (66 comments)

It means whatever you want it to mean.

 +22Posted on Nov 24th, 2009 | re: The Lovely Bones Poster Is The Creepiest (66 comments)

Nice bellbottoms.

[I don't feel like getting into the rape jokes right now.]

 +1Posted on Nov 24th, 2009 | re: The Perfect Crime (14 comments)

“We need to bring him in. Get me everyone.

 +25Posted on Nov 23rd, 2009 | re: The Videogum Movie Club: Twilight: New Moon (121 comments)

“…and she told me they were laughing because they were excited they recognized things from the book.”

Wow, denial much?

“No, they’re throwing shit at the screen because they think the romantic subplot is believable.”

 +4Posted on Nov 20th, 2009 | re: That's Your Girlfriend: Leighton Meester (17 comments)

I’m sure they hated you right back, Leighton. Probably because they couldn’t pronounce your fucking name.

 +1Posted on Nov 18th, 2009 | re: This Makes Me Barf So, So Much (No Slomo) (30 comments)

This is the greatest song ever written by anyone, EVER.

 +2Posted on Nov 17th, 2009 | re: This Is Your Music Video: Puddle Of Mudd's "Spaceship" (56 comments)

I went about 20.

 +6Posted on Nov 16th, 2009 | re: I Don't Kow Which Of These Two Terrible Trailers Is Worse! (46 comments)

Wait, slow down, Hoss: Jackie Chan, Billy Ray Cyrus, AND George Lopez, in ONE MOVIE?

Bring the tarps and mops, AMC Theatres staff. You’ll be cleaning up mind-splosions all weekend.