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And also maybe isn’t real.

I think he probably just realized that his son doesn’t look a thing like him. And likes to wear dresses.

 +1Posted on Apr 17th | re: You Can't Always Control How You're Remembered (10 comments)

Sunglasses…eye drops…harmonicas? Come on, he was obviously stoned. We’ve all been there. Give him a break.

Kim Jong Un has found E.T. far easier to work with than the NPT.

 0Posted on Mar 14th | re: Saturday Night Live: Jonah Hill And The Shins (44 comments)

Chris Kattan! Mr. Peepers! Right?!

 +6Posted on Jul 29th, 2010 | re: Hey, What's Up With Topher Grace? (83 comments)

WHY ARE THERE GAP JEANS UNZIPPING ALL OVER MY SCREEN?!?!

 0Posted on Jul 29th, 2010 | re: Duh Aficionado Magazine: Elisabeth Hasselbeck Is An Idiot (79 comments)

I’ve been staring at this for 20 minutes, waiting for it to stop being funny. I think I need a more interesting job. Or do I…

 0Posted on May 22nd, 2010 | re: Best New Party Game 23: Lost Movies (273 comments)

Kate (Fucker) Must Die!

Windtalkers.

Jack and Kate’s Awesome Adventure.

Bring It On: Again.

Superbad.

March of the Penguins.

Are We Off This Fucking Island Yet? (Get it, Are We There Yet?)

 0Posted on May 22nd, 2010 | re: Best New Party Game 23: Lost Movies (273 comments)

Starring the Korean people.

 0Posted on May 22nd, 2010 | re: This Video Is The Worst Video (51 comments)

I didn’t get it at first, but after a few watches, I totally see it now. This man IS the American Dream.

 +2Posted on May 21st, 2010 | re: Let's Paint, Exercise, And Break Boards With Our Heads Eventually (38 comments)

I think the real message here is about arrogance. Next time I think I can do anything I put my mind to, I too will try breaking a board over my head, fail, and realize some things are better left to people with more optimism and less sense.

Where can I get one?
And do the proceeds go to fund rapists attempting to allude justice everywhere, or just Roman Polanski?