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 +2Posted on Jul 18th, 2012 | re: Child Does Perfect Beyonce Music Video Recreation Lip Dub In A Snuggie (19 comments)

Co-worker just looked over to see what it is I’ve been watching and smiling at with no sound on. Thank god it’s my last day.

Haven’t they made enough shitty things together?

 +5Posted on Jul 16th, 2012 | re: The 2012 Gathering Of The Juggalos Infomercial (50 comments)

I’m not going if Buttsnack’s not playing.

 +5Posted on Apr 17th, 2012 | re: The Videogum Why Don't YOU Caption It? Contest: Sad Robert Downey Jr. (110 comments)

And also maybe isn’t real.

 +2Posted on Apr 17th, 2012 | re: The Videogum Why Don't YOU Caption It? Contest: Sad Robert Downey Jr. (110 comments)

I think he probably just realized that his son doesn’t look a thing like him. And likes to wear dresses.

 +1Posted on Apr 17th, 2012 | re: You Can't Always Control How You're Remembered (10 comments)

Sunglasses…eye drops…harmonicas? Come on, he was obviously stoned. We’ve all been there. Give him a break.

 0Posted on Apr 12th, 2012 | re: UNDENIABLE Evidence: Extraterrestrials Are Flying Over South Korea (15 comments)

Kim Jong Un has found E.T. far easier to work with than the NPT.

 0Posted on Mar 14th, 2012 | re: Saturday Night Live: Jonah Hill And The Shins (44 comments)

Chris Kattan! Mr. Peepers! Right?!

 +6Posted on Jul 29th, 2010 | re: Hey, What's Up With Topher Grace? (83 comments)

WHY ARE THERE GAP JEANS UNZIPPING ALL OVER MY SCREEN?!?!

 0Posted on Jul 29th, 2010 | re: Duh Aficionado Magazine: Elisabeth Hasselbeck Is An Idiot (79 comments)

I’ve been staring at this for 20 minutes, waiting for it to stop being funny. I think I need a more interesting job. Or do I…

 0Posted on May 22nd, 2010 | re: Best New Party Game 23: Lost Movies (273 comments)

Kate (Fucker) Must Die!

Windtalkers.

Jack and Kate’s Awesome Adventure.

Bring It On: Again.

Superbad.

March of the Penguins.

Are We Off This Fucking Island Yet? (Get it, Are We There Yet?)

 0Posted on May 22nd, 2010 | re: Best New Party Game 23: Lost Movies (273 comments)

Starring the Korean people.

 0Posted on May 22nd, 2010 | re: This Video Is The Worst Video (51 comments)

I didn’t get it at first, but after a few watches, I totally see it now. This man IS the American Dream.

 +2Posted on May 21st, 2010 | re: Let's Paint, Exercise, And Break Boards With Our Heads Eventually (38 comments)

I think the real message here is about arrogance. Next time I think I can do anything I put my mind to, I too will try breaking a board over my head, fail, and realize some things are better left to people with more optimism and less sense.

Where can I get one?
And do the proceeds go to fund rapists attempting to allude justice everywhere, or just Roman Polanski?