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 -1Posted on Nov 29th, 2008 | re: Even Seth MacFarlane's Hands Are The Worst (22 comments)

You mean black? Haha, I can’t wait for the Gabe post explaining why I am racist.

 0Posted on Nov 29th, 2008 | re: Even Seth MacFarlane's Hands Are The Worst (22 comments)

Your blatant hate of Seth McFarlane notwithstanding, I must approve of your Super Troopers reference.

 +3Posted on Nov 29th, 2008 | re: Jimmy Kimmel Is A Racist (33 comments)

I suggest that we have one representative of every race watch anything labeled “racist” and then rate it accordingly. As a Mexican, I rate this as “not racist” and also “not that funny”.

As a writer, I rate Gabe’s post as being “Gaybe”.

 +1Posted on Oct 5th, 2008 | re: You Can Make It Up: Rick Astley Gets Rick Rolled (4 comments)

If I were him I’d sit there and watch the whole damn video. You can putter while you’re being rickrolled. And stroke your red hair.

 0Posted on Oct 5th, 2008 | re: Friday Fight: Who Would Make The Most Effective Get Out The Vote Ad? (5 comments)

More like “Friday light disagreement”. How about you retire this for a while and get back to some Double Dog Daring?

 0Posted on Sep 21st, 2008 | re: SNL: Just The Funny Parts (20 comments)

What? Space Olympics? The hell was that?

 +1Posted on Sep 21st, 2008 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Mr. Brooks (29 comments)

Dane Cook is always serious about being a retard.

These ads are unintentionally funny because (especially the third one) talks about offices and workplaces, you know, where you’d most likely USE a computer. I can’t wait to see that rancher shovel up some “number two” with a PC, or that deep sea diver blog about sharks 50 feet beneath the water.

Remember when everyone was like “Oh my God, haha Family Guy is so new and fresh and hysterically funny” and then those people looked around and saw other people saying the same thing and thus changed their original comment to “Pssh. Family Guy is so lame and predictable and lame and predictable. You guys are sheep. BAAAH” Presumably after uttering that statement those people then turned on their iPod and listened to The Shins because “no one realizes how cool The Shins are. Except me. I rule.”

 0Posted on Sep 13th, 2008 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Hudson Hawk (32 comments)

CHECK PLEASE!! AHAHAHA OH MY GOD. OH MAN. BRUCE WILLIS. BRUCE FREAKIN’ WILLIS.

Thanks for taking the hit on that one, Gabe. I pass. What did you think of Pineapple Express? (speaking of action comedies)

 +4Posted on Sep 13th, 2008 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Mr. Brooks (29 comments)

What the hell is going on in that picture with the ovens? Is he naked? IS THAT A THONG?

 0Posted on Aug 18th, 2008 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: K-Pax (31 comments)

First Keanu Reeves, then Nicholas Cage, now Kevin Spacey… OOH! OOH! do Brad Pitt next! Most of these start out with “You know, this isn’t the WMOAT, but I do hate [insert famous actor with dubious acting skills]…”

Get your criteria sorted out, man. It’s not too late!

 0Posted on Aug 17th, 2008 | re: Kate Winslet And Leonardo DiCaprio's "Muscle Memory" (2 comments)

It’s not gross, but I think it would’ve been worthy just to bold that whole first part of Mendes’ quote. “[D]irect my wife in how to make love”? I can just picture Mendes in a corner going “That’s it, nibble his ear! And would it kill you to get on top for once?”

 -4Posted on Aug 16th, 2008 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Crash (67 comments)

Watch how I write something, using perfect diction and a steady pace AND THEN SOMETHING SLIGHTLY OUT OF THE NORM HAPPENS, and I let you know with big, huge inflammatory caps. This pick in my mind was purely personal hatred. Crash’s nomination a couple of years back was definitely a reflection of the poor selection of movies that year. However, you’re taking a huge leap to even consider it as the worst movie of all-time.