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 +1Posted on Nov 16th, 2011 | re: Community's Mid-Season Hold OR: Occupy Wall Street Evacuated (162 comments)

Oh, it’s all fucking bullshit and bullshit is completely fucked.

 +2Posted on Nov 15th, 2011 | re: Community's Mid-Season Hold OR: Occupy Wall Street Evacuated (162 comments)

Are the protesters back now? Court-sanctioned and all?

 +2Posted on Aug 16th, 2011 | re: Lauren Conrad Is A Goddamned Liar! (54 comments)

I am writing my dissertation at the moment, and let me tell you, my brain-vagina could do with a brain-epidural right now.

“My Other Family are Not My Employees”

 +6Posted on Jul 12th, 2011 | re: Happy Birthday, Topher Grace! (30 comments)

Frankly, I can’t believe no one’s reminding Topher about what happened to Jesus during his thirty-third year, considering all the parallels between the two.

 +2Posted on Jul 12th, 2011 | re: The Zooey Deschanel Vs. The Los Angeles Times Feud Is The Worst Feud (94 comments)

TEAM ZZZzzz

 +5Posted on Jun 9th, 2011 | re: Dr. Birdie: The Human Whisperer (A Real Advice Column) (35 comments)

isnt this basically the premise of Frasier

Well, I’m incredibly disappointed. I misread the headline and thought this was Jay Leno cosplay.

 +2Posted on Jul 20th, 2010 | re: Being White Is Hard: You Will Meet A Tall Dark Stranger Trailer (57 comments)

Y’all don’t know what it’s like, being male, middle-class and white.

 +3Posted on Jul 14th, 2010 | re: The Fourth Mel Gibson Tape (129 comments)

While I was fretting over word order, both facetaco and werttrew were better and funnier! Aw.

 +3Posted on Jul 14th, 2010 | re: The Fourth Mel Gibson Tape (129 comments)

I can’t believe we’re on the third sequel. The original was bad enough.

Can’t bring myself to listen to it, so I’ll watch the sloths again.
http://www.vimeo.com/11712103

 +1Posted on Jul 9th, 2010 | re: Look At This Marmot Eating A Biscuit! (30 comments)

Thank you for taking pity on a stupid n00b.

 +3Posted on Jul 9th, 2010 | re: Look At This Marmot Eating A Biscuit! (30 comments)

I am NOT disappointing myself!

 0Posted on Jul 9th, 2010 | re: Look At This Marmot Eating A Biscuit! (30 comments)

This is going to go wroooooooong!:
[IMG]http://i1011.photobucket.com/albums/af235/equalitystreet/sitting_dog.jpg[/IMG]

 +31Posted on Jul 7th, 2010 | re: Birdie Watches Germany Vs. Spain In The World Cup (106 comments)

Presumably written off as a work-related expense.*

* I have no idea how these things work.

 +2Posted on Jul 6th, 2010 | re: Twilight: Eclipse Open Thread, And A Temporary Goodbye To Twilight (99 comments)

Got it. It’s amazing – I honestly never realised how hammy Ian McKellen is before seeing that.

 +3Posted on Jul 6th, 2010 | re: Twilight: Eclipse Open Thread, And A Temporary Goodbye To Twilight (99 comments)

LikeD. LIKED.

…Oh, who am I kidding. Link, please?

 +5Posted on Jul 6th, 2010 | re: Twilight: Eclipse Open Thread, And A Temporary Goodbye To Twilight (99 comments)

Ahaha. In the spirit of this newfound generosity I apparently have for “Twilight” fans, perhaps I ought to change my avatar.

 +20Posted on Jul 6th, 2010 | re: Twilight: Eclipse Open Thread, And A Temporary Goodbye To Twilight (99 comments)

I spent my weekend at my parents’ house, helping to clear out the garage. I found a folder full of GCSE art coursework, and thought it would be a good time to look at it.

NOT A GOOD TIME. Every freaking project had at least one page dedicated to “Lord of the Rings” – the worst being sketches for a “Lord of the Rings” storyteller doll. Legolas was the large figure (because OMG swoooooon) and Boromir, Gandalf, Aragorn and hobbits were dotted all over his anatomy. Little Frodo looking up adoringly from Legolas’ foot is particularly scary.

In short: “Lord of the Rings” was my “Twilight”, at least in intensity, so I cannot judge these poor little girls who are so excited by it.

 0Posted on Jul 1st, 2010 | re: Soccer = Socialism, Says This Impressively Crazy Dumb Racist (139 comments)

I’ve been saying all of this for years, but just because this guy made a YouTube video, our theory *suddenly* becomes credible. Yet I get chucked out of pubs for listing things beginning with “S” and equating them to Satan. I Smell a double Standard.

…although, we don’t see his hands too much in this video (be more *expressive*, Billy), which perhaps indicates that we’re right?

 +8Posted on Jun 25th, 2010 | re: This Movie About A Baby Barack Obama Karate Kid Is Real (32 comments)

Poor Obama, to be such a Mary-Sue. This is from a textbook in the future:

Though he was so kind that the sound of his voice called animals to aid him in dressing for the day, Obama’s obsidian eyes would flash dangerously if the integrity of his magical powers was called into question. “I am no son of Elrond for naught,” he would pout. And thus Legolas found himself drawn to the feisty President, and eventually these beautiful immortals married and ruled justly.

 +6Posted on Jun 24th, 2010 | re: Duh Aficionado Magazine: Bristol Palin Is Bad At Acting (88 comments)

Hey, non-Bristol Palin moved her face, you take that back.

 +12Posted on Jun 24th, 2010 | re: Duh Aficionado Magazine: Bristol Palin Is Bad At Acting (88 comments)

Two words: uncanny valley.

Okay, one more: yikes.

 +7Posted on Jun 23rd, 2010 | re: Well, This Amber Alert PSA Is Completely Terrifying And Also Nonsense (61 comments)

I’m glad Gabe established his anti- stance on child abduction, as according to this ad men don’t seem to care if their children are abducted.

I’d joke that these are empowering images, but they are only empowering the ability to cringe.

 +3Posted on Jan 30th, 2010 | re: These Guys Keep It Very, Very Real (46 comments)

You’ve made a huge mistake.