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 +9Posted on Jan 30th | re: Checking In On Sports Parties: Super Bowl Cocktail Recipes! (34 comments)

The Peyton
2 oz Rye whiskey
2 Neck Stem Injections (even though you’re Republican and aren’t you against that or am I being presumptions?)

Serve with sloppy spiral over fast release.

Drink with Papa John’s pizza

 +5Posted on Jan 30th | re: Your Boyfriend's Car Is Cooooool! (7 comments)

Well, he can’t ride his bike. It;s too cold out.l

That’s a sick invasion of those puppies’ privacy. What if someone put a camera in your locker room.

 +15Posted on Jan 29th | re: Fedora Tricks And Parkour (27 comments)

Oh great, now I have to spend the rest of the day reading about the Ukrainian prime minister. Well, see you tomorrow, guys.

 +18Posted on Jan 28th | re: Deer Fart (22 comments)

Do we have to read it at a place like CCN.com or can we spend the 15 minutes at 22 Hilarious Reaction Gifs To The Ukrainian Prime Minister Resigning?

 +4Posted on Jan 24th | re: This Week In Comedy Open Thread (38 comments)

The fact that there are two major male black characters in a tv show not made specifically for a black audience makes me so happy. New girl is acing the black dude version of the Bechdel test.

 +7Posted on Jan 22nd | re: The Petting Zoo: The Week's Top 10 Animal Videos (17 comments)

Not ALL bloggers get Mariachi serenades when they’re sick, video films. Yeesh

 +1Posted on Oct 23rd, 2013 | re: How Is Everyone's Day Going Today, All Day? (180 comments)

Thanks in advance.

 +2Posted on Oct 23rd, 2013 | re: How Is Everyone's Day Going Today, All Day? (180 comments)

Or a webseries.

 +1Posted on Oct 23rd, 2013 | re: How Is Everyone's Day Going Today, All Day? (180 comments)

Could be anything. Maybe even a lesser known tv series.

 +2Posted on Oct 23rd, 2013 | re: How Is Everyone's Day Going Today, All Day? (180 comments)

I’m bored, can someone recommend a movie that will blow my mind?

 +4Posted on Oct 23rd, 2013 | re: How Is Everyone's Day Going Today, All Day? (180 comments)

While we were all commenting on pop culture this guy went ahead and solved global warming. http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/393101458/study-in-temporary-ice-fields-to-combat-global-war

 +6Posted on Oct 8th, 2013 | re: But Is Scarlett Johansson Your Sexiest Woman Alive? (60 comments)

Just say thank you.

 +14Posted on Oct 2nd, 2013 | re: How Was Everyone's Day Today? (136 comments)

That should really be captioned, “welcome to Flavortown.”

 +10Posted on Oct 2nd, 2013 | re: Who Should Play Cruella De Vil In The Live-Action Cruella Movie? (23 comments)

Mr Burns

 +10Posted on Oct 2nd, 2013 | re: Who Should Play Cruella De Vil In The Live-Action Cruella Movie? (23 comments)

Lady Gaga

5. Seth Rogen
4.The cast of Grown ups
3. Air Bud
2. Air Buddie
1. Kim Jong Un

Genghis, Genghis, Genghis OOOOOOh (feat. Ludacris)

 +20Posted on Sep 27th, 2013 | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Top Comments (32 comments)

My dad died in a toilet explosion :\

 +11Posted on Sep 27th, 2013 | re: Here Are Some Morning Links! (21 comments)

MARTIN!

 +17Posted on Sep 26th, 2013 | re: It's Time For Our Routine Checkup (173 comments)

Less Benedict Cumberbatch, more Martin Freeman.

 +8Posted on Sep 26th, 2013 | re: It's Time For Our Routine Checkup (173 comments)

…but the note was asking to…

 +16Posted on Sep 26th, 2013 | re: It's Time For Our Routine Checkup (173 comments)

No more apples in the vending machine.

 +19Posted on Sep 24th, 2013 | re: Public Marriage Proposal: Sky Diving Prank Proposal Edition (54 comments)

Make a weird twitter account, mess with her for years, then make a mysterious countdown to your proposal.

 +10Posted on Sep 19th, 2013 | re: Here Are Some Afternoon Links! (8 comments)

You laugh, but I was an unrepentant homophobe until I saw I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry.