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 +1Posted on Jun 24th, 2012 | re: This Week In GIFs! (11 comments)

 +9Posted on Sep 9th, 2011 | re: StoryCorps Commemorates 9/11 Anniversary (27 comments)

Ren and Stimpy has become really depressing, you guys.

 +8Posted on Nov 24th, 2010 | re: Best New Party Game 39: Holiday Movies (323 comments)

On Her Majesty’s Secret Santa

 +18Posted on Nov 24th, 2010 | re: Best New Party Game 39: Holiday Movies (323 comments)

Ornamemento

 +8Posted on Nov 22nd, 2010 | re: Saturday Night Live: Anne Hathaway And Florence & The Machine (68 comments)

“Human skateboards?” — Seth Meyers

 0Posted on Sep 29th, 2010 | re: Classic Brooklyn: Croudsourced Hackers 15-Year Anniversary Party (66 comments)

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 +4Posted on Sep 29th, 2010 | re: Classic Brooklyn: Croudsourced Hackers 15-Year Anniversary Party (66 comments)

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 +13Posted on Sep 24th, 2010 | re: Dear Outsourced, Please Kill Yourself (215 comments)

Hopefully he also meant hell.

 +9Posted on Sep 22nd, 2010 | re: Super Nintendo Chalmers Open Thread (642 comments)

BART YOU WANNA SEE MY NEW CHAIN SAW AND HOCKEY MASK!!!

 +14Posted on Sep 22nd, 2010 | re: Super Nintendo Chalmers Open Thread (642 comments)

What is a wedding? Well, Webster’s Dictionary defines it as… “The process of removing weeds from a garden.”

 +2Posted on Sep 22nd, 2010 | re: Super Nintendo Chalmers Open Thread (642 comments)

It’s just you and me now, lock of hair.

 +9Posted on Sep 22nd, 2010 | re: Super Nintendo Chalmers Open Thread (642 comments)

Schindler and I are like peas in a pod: we’re both factory owners, we both made shells for the Nazis, but mine worked, dammit!

 +1Posted on Sep 22nd, 2010 | re: Super Nintendo Chalmers Open Thread (642 comments)

Seriously baby, I can prescribe anything I want.

 +6Posted on Sep 22nd, 2010 | re: Super Nintendo Chalmers Open Thread (642 comments)

Alright pie, I’m just gonna do this… [chomp chomp chomp] …and if you get eaten, it’s your own fault!

 +1Posted on Sep 22nd, 2010 | re: Super Nintendo Chalmers Open Thread (642 comments)

 +2Posted on Sep 22nd, 2010 | re: Super Nintendo Chalmers Open Thread (642 comments)

It does not matter which one of us you vote for. Either way, your planet is doomed! Doomed!

 +10Posted on Sep 22nd, 2010 | re: Super Nintendo Chalmers Open Thread (642 comments)

Tis a fine barn, but sure ’tis no pool, English.
Doh-eth!

 +16Posted on Sep 22nd, 2010 | re: Super Nintendo Chalmers Open Thread (642 comments)

I don’t expect anything from you except to die and be a very cheap funeral.

 +18Posted on Sep 22nd, 2010 | re: Super Nintendo Chalmers Open Thread (642 comments)

You know, there’s a little place called Mary Ann’s Hammocks. The nice thing about that place is Mary Ann gets in the hammock with you. Ha! I’m just kidding.

 +27Posted on Sep 22nd, 2010 | re: Super Nintendo Chalmers Open Thread (642 comments)

Hank: By the way, Homer, what’s your least favorite country: Italy or France?
Homer: France.
Hank: Heh, nobody ever says Italy.

 +23Posted on Sep 22nd, 2010 | re: Super Nintendo Chalmers Open Thread (642 comments)

God, I can’t believe I didn’t remember this one until I looked at my avatar:

Lise, check it out: ‘Time for chili.”
You’re just mad ’cause there’s no clock in your hat.

 +5Posted on Sep 22nd, 2010 | re: Super Nintendo Chalmers Open Thread (642 comments)

Bart: I’m a nerd!
Milhouse: So am I!

 +6Posted on Sep 22nd, 2010 | re: Super Nintendo Chalmers Open Thread (642 comments)

“Did somebody pray for really big shoes?”

“I did!”

“O-ka-lee Do-ka-lee!”

 +10Posted on Sep 21st, 2010 | re: Oh Shoot, So We Have To Watch The Event Now? (105 comments)

 0Posted on Sep 17th, 2010 | re: Stephen Colbert And Jon Stewart Announce A Parody Event (32 comments)

This Freedom Van is a fake! The real one says “The Info Minute Van.”