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 +1Posted on Jun 7th, 2011 | re: Here Are Some Afternoon Links! (21 comments)

Adam Scott = automatic upvote.

 +5Posted on Apr 27th, 2011 | re: The Bully Project Trailer, You Guys (169 comments)

This is a really wonderful post, thank you.

 +2Posted on Apr 25th, 2011 | re: EXCLUSIVE: First Look At The Bill & Ted 3 Screenplay (53 comments)

Matlock.

 0Posted on Apr 21st, 2011 | re: Stanley Tucci Has A Show About Wine? (35 comments)

Or his reboot of the classic show, Tucci-ed By An Angel

 +1Posted on Apr 21st, 2011 | re: Gary Busey OFFICIALLY Endorses Donald Trump For President In 2012 (55 comments)

Never go with a Busey to a second location.

 +2Posted on Apr 21st, 2011 | re: The Greatest Speech Ever Given (45 comments)

We few, we happy few, we band of monkeys riding dogs.

 0Posted on Apr 21st, 2011 | re: Chimpanzee Trailer, You Guys (86 comments)

I wish Dudley Moore could narrate this.

Side note, I am reevaluating my whole childhood after reading about the animal cruelty controversy surrounding Milo and Otis.

 +7Posted on Apr 21st, 2011 | re: Remember When Megan Fox Was A Thing? (40 comments)

From interviews, it seems like the ‘bad girl worshipped by men/loathed by women’ thing is something she has deliberately cultivated.

 +3Posted on Apr 21st, 2011 | re: You Can Make It Up: Skynet Gets Out Of Bed In The Morning (33 comments)

And his other friend Inception… but he’s always out looking for cheap kicks.

 +3Posted on Apr 21st, 2011 | re: You Can Make It Up: Skynet Gets Out Of Bed In The Morning (33 comments)

I know now why you cry. But it is something I can never do.

 +3Posted on Apr 21st, 2011 | re: The Ninth Spring Jam Of 2011: Simon Van Kempen's "I'm Real" (38 comments)

From the waist down it looks like he stole Buffy’s Red Leather Pants of Righteousness.

 +2Posted on Apr 21st, 2011 | re: Stanley Tucci Has A Show About Wine? (35 comments)

Agreed.
“After we watch The Bucket List, remember to cross ‘watch The Bucket List’ off our bucket list.”

 0Posted on Apr 21st, 2011 | re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, HITLER! (54 comments)

Sorry, terrible judgement call.

 -6Posted on Apr 20th, 2011 | re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, HITLER! (54 comments)

Blow out the candles and make an Ausch-wish.

 +5Posted on Feb 14th, 2011 | re: The Videogum Why Don't YOU Caption It? Contest: Bruce Willis' Wax Figure (96 comments)

NOW I HAVE A CHAMOIS HO HO HO

 +35Posted on Dec 20th, 2010 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Four Christmases (114 comments)

Die Hard.

 +1Posted on Nov 6th, 2010 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: (500) Days Of Summer (331 comments)

Days too late, but upvotes for all of you because exactly.

 +4Posted on Aug 17th, 2010 | re: Joaquin Phoenix's I'm Still Here Trailer (45 comments)

A merman called: he wants his beard back, Joaquin.

 +2Posted on Aug 12th, 2010 | re: R.I.P. Cathy (1976-2010) (66 comments)

‘Ack!’ is no ‘Clams got legs!’

Gus looks cool. I bet he busts out a heck of a Strongbad impression to liven up dull editorial meetings. “After this meeting I’m totally gonna checka the emails!”

 +12Posted on May 18th, 2010 | re: Hey Look, Racists, FOX Presents Its Fall Line-Up (90 comments)

I didn’t really pay attention to the World Cup, I was busy riding my hover-kangaroo around. Tupac returns to guest star in Glee.

 +19Posted on May 18th, 2010 | re: Hey Look, Racists, FOX Presents Its Fall Line-Up (90 comments)

“THE VIDEO YOU ARE TRYING TO WATCH CANNOT BE VIEWED FROM YOUR CURRENT COUNTRY OR LOCATION, YOU DIRTY ANTIPODEAN.”

 +8Posted on May 18th, 2010 | re: Some Days You Have To Shoot A Snake In The Mouth With A Bazooka (37 comments)

Is that a Ka-waaah!-saki?

 +22Posted on May 18th, 2010 | re: Some Days You Have To Shoot A Snake In The Mouth With A Bazooka (37 comments)

I just politely ask them to leave in Parseltongue.

 +58Posted on May 13th, 2010 | re: Ultimately, Ke$ha Is Our Fault (129 comments)

“I am only what you made me. I am a reflection of you.” – Charle$ Man$on