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Preach.
Jack Russell Kerouac
waggling a treat in Uggie’s face then not giving it to him
why did she fall over afterwards?
In case you couldn’t tell through all the Australian accents, those guys that stole the penguin were lorries. Shame the penalty for stealing hasn’t been deportation to Australia for nearly 150 years – maybe they thought since they were already here, they’d get off scot-free?
I thought the hilarious cat memes came from 4chan. Let’s do a show about them! I’m sure that will be suitable to play in prime time!
I used to read Lindsayism – when she started writing here I followed her over. I no longer read her stuff but still follow the gums religiously <3
Nor is it What A Girl Wants.
NO
Hahaha, Garlic Dead sounds like it could be the title of a Sookie Stackhouse novel.
KELLY PUPKIN!
Lawrence Of A-Labia is probably the best movie takeoff porn title I have ever heard. Even better than Schindler’s Fist.
Not to mention Miley Cyrus massacring Smells Like Teen Spirit all over the goddamn place on her last tour.
But do you ferigerate it?
“keine” means no or none in german, so “ich bin keine asshole” actually means “i am not an asshole”. i bet we’ll never catch you saying something that nice about gwyneth again!
NOOOO!
Happy Australia Day, you guys!
Hahaha, the Chateau Marmot , the hotel for large squirrel-like creatures. I’d make a joke about the squirrelish features of some celebrity, but I can’t be bothered so just imagine I did and it was a real zinger.
Bless you!
Kelly, I am loving your dedication to telling us where to watch all the bloopers and I would like you to know that I am just as dedicated to watching them as you are to posting them. <3
but the tamer they got, the more doglike they got 
still amazing but also kinda disappointing.
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And I am going to keep reading it as Dookie de la Creme, because I am immature. (Yeah I started that sentence with a coordinating conjunction, come at me bros.)
Actually, it’s Lapidus.
…and a whole lot of cleaning up?