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 +1Posted on Jun 14th, 2012 | re: How Pumped Is Everyone For The Munsters Remake? (29 comments)

OH MY GOD

Not as embarrassed as Taylor Momsen is going to be!

 +10Posted on May 14th, 2012 | re: 60,000 Dominoes Fall, Reminding Us That Everything Is Temporary (13 comments)

…and a whole lot of cleaning up?

Preach.

 +1Posted on Apr 28th, 2012 | re: Duh Aficionado Magazine: Uggie Got A Book Deal (32 comments)

Jack Russell Kerouac

 +2Posted on Apr 28th, 2012 | re: Duh Aficionado Magazine: Uggie Got A Book Deal (32 comments)

waggling a treat in Uggie’s face then not giving it to him

why did she fall over afterwards?

 +1Posted on Apr 23rd, 2012 | re: The Perfect (Not Perfect) Crime: Stealing A Penguin From Sea World (15 comments)

In case you couldn’t tell through all the Australian accents, those guys that stole the penguin were lorries. Shame the penalty for stealing hasn’t been deportation to Australia for nearly 150 years – maybe they thought since they were already here, they’d get off scot-free?

 0Posted on Apr 16th, 2012 | re: What Other Blog Networks Need Their Own Reality Shows?! (17 comments)

I thought the hilarious cat memes came from 4chan. Let’s do a show about them! I’m sure that will be suitable to play in prime time!

 0Posted on Apr 10th, 2012 | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (59 comments)

I used to read Lindsayism – when she started writing here I followed her over. I no longer read her stuff but still follow the gums religiously <3

 0Posted on Apr 10th, 2012 | re: This Week In GIFs! (8 comments)

Nor is it What A Girl Wants.

 0Posted on Mar 30th, 2012 | re: Everything About This Gary Busey Heaven Story Is My Favorite (27 comments)

NO

 +4Posted on Mar 20th, 2012 | re: Gwyneth Paltrow Versus The New York Times Fact-Checking Department (58 comments)

Hahaha, Garlic Dead sounds like it could be the title of a Sookie Stackhouse novel.

KELLY PUPKIN!

Lawrence Of A-Labia is probably the best movie takeoff porn title I have ever heard. Even better than Schindler’s Fist.

Not to mention Miley Cyrus massacring Smells Like Teen Spirit all over the goddamn place on her last tour.

 +1Posted on Feb 29th, 2012 | re: Zay Zay Is A Real Stand Up Comedian (12 comments)

But do you ferigerate it?

 +1Posted on Feb 17th, 2012 | re: Gwyneth Paltrow Is Corporate Shill For International Garbage Food (54 comments)

“keine” means no or none in german, so “ich bin keine asshole” actually means “i am not an asshole”. i bet we’ll never catch you saying something that nice about gwyneth again!

 0Posted on Feb 14th, 2012 | re: Here Are Some Afternoon Links! (10 comments)

NOOOO!

 +2Posted on Jan 25th, 2012 | re: Here Are Some Afternoon Links! (10 comments)

Happy Australia Day, you guys!

 +2Posted on Nov 23rd, 2011 | re: Dating Advice For Jason Segel (38 comments)

Hahaha, the Chateau Marmot , the hotel for large squirrel-like creatures. I’d make a joke about the squirrelish features of some celebrity, but I can’t be bothered so just imagine I did and it was a real zinger.

 +2Posted on Nov 8th, 2011 | re: New Commenters' New Corner: Brett Ratner, Your Boyfriend, Stinks! (187 comments)

Bless you!

 +1Posted on Oct 13th, 2011 | re: Here Are Some Afternoon Links! (5 comments)

Kelly, I am loving your dedication to telling us where to watch all the bloopers and I would like you to know that I am just as dedicated to watching them as you are to posting them. <3

 0Posted on Sep 29th, 2011 | re: The Petting Zoo: The Week's Top 10 Animal Videos (19 comments)

but the tamer they got, the more doglike they got :( still amazing but also kinda disappointing.

 0Posted on Sep 28th, 2011 | re: These Are Your Simpsons Costumes (36 comments)

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