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 +1Posted on May 15th, 2009 | re: Lost: Season Finale (119 comments)

also, note how “Esau” was pissed that people were coming to the island to ‘corrupt’ it. He’s protective, the smoke monster is a security system, etc etc

maybe common sense, but hadn’t really seen it noted here.

It makes sense (well LOST sense) that he was Locke, Christian, and Yemi- all their bodies were on the island, but “Esau” was also Kate’s horse?

still bugging me: where is Walt going to come into all of this? What is Claire doing while “Esau”/Smokey is off doing other shit and not being Christian Shepherd?

and yeah, poor Locke, man. he really got the shit end of the stick- moreso than anyone else I can think of on the show. Maybe Naomi for dying a trillion times? Nah, Locke got thrown out a window by his dad, paralyzed, dumped, found a purpose, got shot, lost his purpose, found his purpose again, got off the island and lost his purpose.

God damn. Still, that last shot of “his” face in that fire. Some of the most affecting/chilling shit this show has been able to get at me with.

Can Charlie and Eko come back yet? Please? Pretty please?

 +1Posted on May 15th, 2009 | re: Lost: Season Finale (119 comments)

Locke Ness (Smoke) Monster

 -3Posted on Mar 5th, 2009 | re: Lost: The Question Is WHEN Is Sawyer's Beard? (44 comments)

Yeah, I was pretty washed out on LOST, but this episode completely revitalized my faith in this season/series.

 0Posted on Jan 17th, 2009 | re: All Your German Skyscraper Are Belong To This Viral Marketing Video (10 comments)

Yeah, as usual, the “cutting edge” viral marketers are months/years behind shit.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_GHrongUDAQ

If your best friend gets shot to death sitting in the same car as you by people who were most likely aiming for you, you’re telling me you wouldn’t take measures to protect yourself- or at least understand why someone would?

That makes T.I. “a fucking idiot?”

Are you kidding me? You can’t be serious.

 0Posted on Jan 14th, 2009 | re: Kanye West Thinks Gay People Who Dress Well Should Be Respected (6 comments)

I really agree with this.

 +1Posted on Jan 8th, 2009 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Kangaroo Jack (101 comments)

I actually kind of believe this. Nic has to know what he’s doing.

 0Posted on Dec 28th, 2008 | re: The Best People Of 2008 (44 comments)

Yeah, Roger Ebert is the man. Just don’t ever read his reviews -before- you see a movie.

This list is pretty ace. I love watching that Norm roast.

 +8Posted on Dec 24th, 2008 | re: The Worst People Of 2008 (44 comments)

Liar is a very strong word. Kathy Griffin’s D-List schtick is just that, a schtick. It’s like a warped character of herself that she uses to mine humor from. It’s her angle. That doesn’t make her a liar, it makes her a comedian.

also, Andy Samberg has a big nose. Pointing that out does not make you anti-semitic. I really think that’s very unfair to Mark Wahlberg. I think it would be fine if you questioned if there were anti-semitic undertones, but to say again and again that Mark Wahlberg definitely is anti-semitic is totally jumping the gun and is totally irresponsible.

Stop throwing these loaded words around and tagging people with them over shit that doesn’t really warrant it.

 +1Posted on Dec 8th, 2008 | re: Stephen Colbert To Kanye: You Know Who The F I Am (11 comments)

You heard it here first folks:

Stephen Colbert = Frank Caliendo