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 +3Posted on Feb 7th | re: Best New Party Game 62: "What's That Movie?" (246 comments)

Holy ffff, that BNPG was #26 and this one is #62. That’s crazy!

Wasn’t there a movie where there were lots of weird numerological coincidences?

Which one is the Mother?

Our (Toronto’s) Mayor is even better!

 +6Posted on Jan 19th | re: What Is The Scary Noise Happening In Canada?????? (47 comments)

I live in Canada, and just opened the window and didn’t hear anything. Fake!

 +2Posted on Dec 14th, 2011 | re: Congratulations On Your Big Hooters I MEAN HOOSIERS! (29 comments)

Is the male anchor Aaron or is the female anchor Erin? I think it’s the guy…he said he’s going to the gym to work out so he loses his moobs.

 +3Posted on Dec 6th, 2011 | re: Who Should Play Young Jesus In The Young Jesus Movie?! (71 comments)

Actually us Europeans get candies/sweets in our shoes, not coins, and only if we’ve been good. And I’ve been very good, judging by the delicious Lindt chocolate I am eating out of my shoe right now.

 +11Posted on Nov 30th, 2011 | re: Daniel Craig Just Says What Everyone Is Thinking (32 comments)

I don’t remember if it was Gawker or Jezebel, but someone else posted this story too and there were commenters actually defending the Kardashians.

Rule #1: Always stay on Videogum.

No way, this guy is the creppiest guy ever. So full of crep.

 +1Posted on Nov 9th, 2011 | re: WHO POOPED AND PEED ON THE BANK?! (33 comments)

THE BANKS POOP ON US
THE BANKS POOP ON US
WE AIN’T TAKING IT NO MORE
THE BANKS POOP ON US
(break it down)

 +62Posted on Oct 20th, 2011 | re: Watch Fox's Red Eye Destroy Adam Levine With MEGABURNS! (90 comments)

If you can’t see the comedy in this you must be third eye blind.