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 +17Posted on Apr 4th, 2011 | re: Anthony Weiner (D-NY) Takes The Republicans To Bill School (57 comments)

At the NYC Planned Parenthood rally a few weeks ago, he stood up on stage and said, “My name is Anthony Weiner, and I stand for women. I’ll leave it to the headline writers to make the joke about a guy named Weiner standing for women.”

Basically, yes, he is really THE BEST.

 +11Posted on Mar 30th, 2011 | re: Normal Shirts Vs. Normal Skins Stuff (73 comments)

UGH. Obviously, I meant that to be a reply to myself. This concludes my ultimate commenting failure.

 +11Posted on Mar 30th, 2011 | re: Normal Shirts Vs. Normal Skins Stuff (73 comments)

Cool story. Almost too interesting. I’ll show myself out.

 +24Posted on Mar 30th, 2011 | re: Normal Shirts Vs. Normal Skins Stuff (73 comments)

But this is Ukraine! And Ukraine : Russia :: Appalachia : The Northeast.

Seriously. When I was working in Russia, my friends would constantly correct my pronunciation and grammar by saying (with evident disgust) “Oh it’s cute that you’re trying. But that makes you sound like a Ukrainian. Stop it.”

 +5Posted on Aug 25th, 2010 | re: The TWSS Archives: Governor Patterson's "Race To The Cock" Moment (41 comments)

Damn it. THANKS, Gabe, not (Tom?) Hanks, Gabe.

 +8Posted on Aug 25th, 2010 | re: The TWSS Archives: Governor Patterson's "Race To The Cock" Moment (41 comments)

I would feel like a Videogum Hero right now, if only i had remembered to add my username to my tip. I got caught up in my own personal Race to the Cock excitement (UGH).

But hanks, Gabe, for spelling my name right! And thanks, Mom, for giving me a name no one spells that way, except Scientologist Peggy Olson.

Vassargum?

 +20Posted on Aug 11th, 2010 | re: James Franco And His Brother Dave Interview Each Other For The Ladies (49 comments)

“they’re pretty.”

-stephanie winwood

 +5Posted on May 27th, 2010 | re: Justin Bieber's Face Is A Door Magnet (40 comments)

fucking biebers, how do they work?

the real?

shit. i’ve been in russia too long.

The face-to-palm inducingness (i am so good at words) of this is that it could actually be the real, and I wouldn’t be surprised.

 +15Posted on May 17th, 2010 | re: Relax, Dale Peterson (105 comments)

Gabe, of COURSE the Agricultural Commissioner doesn’t shoot people in the face.

That’s a job only for the Vice President.

 +4Posted on May 13th, 2010 | re: Ultimately, Ke$ha Is Our Fault (129 comments)

upvotes forever for the national.

p.s. where is tiredandwired? i always wondered if his/her username was from the national lyrics.

/creepier than usual, even

 +15Posted on May 13th, 2010 | re: Everything In This Easy A Trailer Is A Lie (73 comments)

i believe you meant to say “all intensive PORPOISES”

no problem. it happens.

 +6Posted on May 7th, 2010 | re: Let's Pool Our Money And Make A Movie With James Franco (44 comments)

They are real-life R.O.U.S.’s

 +23Posted on May 7th, 2010 | re: Let's Pool Our Money And Make A Movie With James Franco (44 comments)

You said “toy box,” but I think you meant to say “NIGHTMARE FACTORY.”

I literally shuddered reading that. I have an irrational (totally rational) fear of opossums.

 +6Posted on Apr 29th, 2010 | re: Hot Cats! (66 comments)

i’m actually going to finland this weekend. and sauna-ing is definitely on my to-do list. so don’t worry, i’ve got videogum covered in the hot cat department. for this week. someone else will have to take over next week. i’m not a hot cat saunaman machine.

 +11Posted on Apr 5th, 2010 | re: Nicolas Cage Is The New Terrence Howard (69 comments)

actually, in england they call “davises” “lorries”

 +10Posted on Mar 29th, 2010 | re: New York State Senator Eric Adams Tackles The Tough Issues (61 comments)

“If we raise our pants, we raise our image.”

A+. Just A+ all around the script, the teleprompter reading, the footage…perfect. That’s my state senator.

One question, Senator Adams, is it the royal We? Or one big pair of collective pants?

 +3Posted on Mar 29th, 2010 | re: Old People React To The Winners Of The 2010 Kids' Choice Awards (65 comments)

damn. that didn’t work out the way i hoped.

/new commenter

 +3Posted on Mar 29th, 2010 | re: Duh Aficionado Magazine: Medical Shows On TV Are Not Real (129 comments)

Do you mean the OED’s “truthiness,” or Colbert’s “truthiness”?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Truthiness

Inquiring nerds want to know!

 +14Posted on Mar 25th, 2010 | re: These Are Your Grandpa's Wireless Electronic Pill Bottle Caps (58 comments)

i am only interested if i can get beige glow caps that turn shadow-colored.

 +3Posted on Mar 25th, 2010 | re: These Are Your Grandpa's Wireless Electronic Pill Bottle Caps (58 comments)

“Grandpa doesn’t have a million reasons…only 5 (because we, his freakishly-upbeat, creepily invested in others’ medical issues, glow cap savvy family, are the only things left in the dessicated shell of his once-fulfilling life)!” TA DA!

 0Posted on Mar 24th, 2010 | re: Best New Party Game: 19: #calmmovielines (419 comments)

Really, I think it’s better if I present you with a slightly altered version of events. The real story might not sit well with you.