At the NYC Planned Parenthood rally a few weeks ago, he stood up on stage and said, “My name is Anthony Weiner, and I stand for women. I’ll leave it to the headline writers to make the joke about a guy named Weiner standing for women.”
Basically, yes, he is really THE BEST.
UGH. Obviously, I meant that to be a reply to myself. This concludes my ultimate commenting failure.
Cool story. Almost too interesting. I’ll show myself out.
But this is Ukraine! And Ukraine : Russia :: Appalachia : The Northeast.
Seriously. When I was working in Russia, my friends would constantly correct my pronunciation and grammar by saying (with evident disgust) “Oh it’s cute that you’re trying. But that makes you sound like a Ukrainian. Stop it.”
Damn it. THANKS, Gabe, not (Tom?) Hanks, Gabe.
I would feel like a Videogum Hero right now, if only i had remembered to add my username to my tip. I got caught up in my own personal Race to the Cock excitement (UGH).
But hanks, Gabe, for spelling my name right! And thanks, Mom, for giving me a name no one spells that way, except Scientologist Peggy Olson.
fucking biebers, how do they work?
shit. i’ve been in russia too long.
The face-to-palm inducingness (i am so good at words) of this is that it could actually be the real, and I wouldn’t be surprised.
Gabe, of COURSE the Agricultural Commissioner doesn’t shoot people in the face.
That’s a job only for the Vice President.
upvotes forever for the national.
p.s. where is tiredandwired? i always wondered if his/her username was from the national lyrics.
/creepier than usual, even
i believe you meant to say “all intensive PORPOISES”
no problem. it happens.
They are real-life R.O.U.S.’s
You said “toy box,” but I think you meant to say “NIGHTMARE FACTORY.”
I literally shuddered reading that. I have an irrational (totally rational) fear of opossums.
i’m actually going to finland this weekend. and sauna-ing is definitely on my to-do list. so don’t worry, i’ve got videogum covered in the hot cat department. for this week. someone else will have to take over next week. i’m not a hot cat saunaman machine.
actually, in england they call “davises” “lorries”
“If we raise our pants, we raise our image.”
A+. Just A+ all around the script, the teleprompter reading, the footage…perfect. That’s my state senator.
One question, Senator Adams, is it the royal We? Or one big pair of collective pants?
damn. that didn’t work out the way i hoped.
Do you mean the OED’s “truthiness,” or Colbert’s “truthiness”?
Inquiring nerds want to know!
i am only interested if i can get beige glow caps that turn shadow-colored.
“Grandpa doesn’t have a million reasons…only 5 (because we, his freakishly-upbeat, creepily invested in others’ medical issues, glow cap savvy family, are the only things left in the dessicated shell of his once-fulfilling life)!” TA DA!
Really, I think it’s better if I present you with a slightly altered version of events. The real story might not sit well with you.