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Well, unlike “Pussy Furry,” “Self Potato” has no kind of sexual connotation.
UPDATE: “Self Potato” has some kind of sexual connotation.
I was really worried the ad would go from “Just yesterday my son was reverse-graduating from Kindergarten, and your daughter was in Little League” to “And now they’re both dead! Thank goodness we have a funeral home!”
Or, as Mr. Show would put it: “Bye, Daddy. I’m dying.”
Let this shocking event be a chilling reminder to all of us…
Never eat popcorn too loud while watching Black Swan.
Epic Movie: Epic movie.
Okay, you get it. We all get it.
Date Movie: Date movie.
Scary Movie: Scary movie.
Also, The Ring: A woman inserts a contraceptive device into her vagina for 90 minutes.
High Fidelity: A mad scientist tortures his captives by playing them extremely loud, high-pitched audio tones until they go mad with pain and eventually die. It’s a techno/horror in the tradition of Saw or The Ring.
I think it’s official, you guys. Ray Davies’s evil twin Giorgio is the new Eduard “Trololo” Khil.