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 +1Posted on Feb 5th, 2010 | re: Bill O'Reilly's Interview With Jon Stewart UNEDITED! (12 comments)

Bill O’Reilly is kind of a dick. I’m surprised people never talk about it…

Man when he said “…as-per-sions. Big word.” I threw up in my mouth a little.

 +4Posted on Sep 20th, 2009 | re: 2009 Emmy Awards Video Pizza Party (345 comments)

Oh. I missed the party because of the time difference. :( Fine. I’ll drink all this faygo myself.

 +2Posted on Aug 11th, 2009 | re: Twilight Barbies Are A Useful Reminder That Twilight Is For Children (49 comments)

That Edward doll just sort of whispers “masculine, passionate kind of love,” no?

 +1Posted on Aug 8th, 2009 | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (121 comments)

I apologize if I am over-exhausting this Lord of the Flies comparison, but we should totally put Passerstay’s head on a stick as an offering to the beast. Becuase we have lost our innocence and are savages and whatnot.

 +9Posted on Aug 5th, 2009 | re: NSFW: You Can Ruin Your Friend's Life With Fake Porn, Kind Of (28 comments)

My boyfriend (guy who pays for impounded car with pennies) got me this as a joke one time. I mean, I guess it was kind of funny, but it was Valentine’s Day. But he’s great you guys. So great.

 0Posted on Aug 5th, 2009 | re: Paula Abdul Leaves American Idol In Typically Poor Fashion (34 comments)

I bet the Bratz movie SUCKED without Paula Abdul.

 0Posted on Aug 3rd, 2009 | re: Bobby Bottleservice Cares About Food (20 comments)

I went to this party two days ago where this guy kept on talking about the AMAZING DEALS he got on all these Ed Hardy hats he got from ebay. He looked so much like this guy.

 +4Posted on Aug 3rd, 2009 | re: This Halloween's Scariest Costume (35 comments)

It was marked down from $20. It’s a steal!

 +9Posted on Aug 3rd, 2009 | re: Brokencyde Doesn't Answer My Questions (50 comments)

“im sur e you could walk up to any whore on any street they wont know who the fuck BC is. FUCK YOUUUUU!!!” and “I mean come on, if you are going to criticize music, you must be some fucking jew that listens to books on tape as enjoyment.”

 +18Posted on Aug 3rd, 2009 | re: Brokencyde Doesn't Answer My Questions (50 comments)

So, do people have sex with them ironically, or what?

 +3Posted on Aug 1st, 2009 | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (141 comments)

Comparing Videogum to LOTF is kind of unsettling. Gabe is the Ralph, right? Which one of you monsters is the Jack?

Gwabe! Best portmandeu couple name, ever. This will make their dramatic breakup tabloid stories so much more depressing.

 +16Posted on Aug 1st, 2009 | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (141 comments)

At first I thought you meant you wanted to get him a shirt with that picture on it. Which, wearing a shirt with a picture of yourself shirtless could totally become a new hipster fad. IRONY times thirty seven!

 -3Posted on Jul 27th, 2009 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: The Road To Wellville (106 comments)

I nominate The Hottie and The Nottie. I think this movie falls under the Glitter/Crossroads school of movies, but it completely deserves it’s place here. Paris Hilton plays the main character (Christabelle!). If you did this movie it would be my birthday AND christmas present this year.

 0Posted on Jul 25th, 2009 | re: Scientists Create The World's Most Perfect Movie Trailer (50 comments)

This movie is my boyfriend and we are so in love.

 +1Posted on Jul 22nd, 2009 | re: Heaven Just Got A Little More The Taco Bell Chihuahua (25 comments)

I’m glad the tags “Dogs, Garbage, Heaven, and Food” finally get to share a post. I guess everything happends for a reason.

 +11Posted on Jul 20th, 2009 | re: This Is Like Keyboard Cat, But For Movies (44 comments)

Which one is my boyfriend? I hope it’s the one who can make me an inordinate ammount of money in the world of buisness. Because I am materialistic.

Drederick Tatum from the Simpsons. “Oh, yes. Believe me, my? god if I could turn back the clock on my mother’s stair-pushing, I would certainly, reconsider it.”

 +27Posted on Jul 20th, 2009 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: The Lake House (117 comments)

I don’t think anyone who watched this movie ever knew what the fuck was happening. Someone told me they cried when Keanu Reeves died at the end.

 +5Posted on Jun 29th, 2009 | re: First, Let's Address The Thing (61 comments)

Sometimes I dress up like Lindsay and blog about cat videos and Paul Rudd. Also I kill people.

I miss her. I wish her nothing but the best. :)

 +9Posted on Jun 29th, 2009 | re: Leighton Meester's Non-Sex Tape Equally Embarrassing (42 comments)

C’mon Gabe. Just let the young people have their songs about txting and condoms and 5 best friends.

 0Posted on Jun 21st, 2009 | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (124 comments)

Videogum is kind of the New York of the blogosphere. If we can make it here, we can make it anywhere!

 +3Posted on Jun 21st, 2009 | re: Cat Ladies: "When Cats Mean 'Meow' To You Than People" (30 comments)

Why aren’t there any crazy dog ladies?