Bill O’Reilly is kind of a dick. I’m surprised people never talk about it…
Man when he said “…as-per-sions. Big word.” I threw up in my mouth a little.
Oh. I missed the party because of the time difference. Fine. I’ll drink all this faygo myself.
That Edward doll just sort of whispers “masculine, passionate kind of love,” no?
I apologize if I am over-exhausting this Lord of the Flies comparison, but we should totally put Passerstay’s head on a stick as an offering to the beast. Becuase we have lost our innocence and are savages and whatnot.
My boyfriend (guy who pays for impounded car with pennies) got me this as a joke one time. I mean, I guess it was kind of funny, but it was Valentine’s Day. But he’s great you guys. So great.
I bet the Bratz movie SUCKED without Paula Abdul.
I went to this party two days ago where this guy kept on talking about the AMAZING DEALS he got on all these Ed Hardy hats he got from ebay. He looked so much like this guy.
It was marked down from $20. It’s a steal!
“im sur e you could walk up to any whore on any street they wont know who the fuck BC is. FUCK YOUUUUU!!!” and “I mean come on, if you are going to criticize music, you must be some fucking jew that listens to books on tape as enjoyment.”
So, do people have sex with them ironically, or what?
Comparing Videogum to LOTF is kind of unsettling. Gabe is the Ralph, right? Which one of you monsters is the Jack?
Gwabe! Best portmandeu couple name, ever. This will make their dramatic breakup tabloid stories so much more depressing.
At first I thought you meant you wanted to get him a shirt with that picture on it. Which, wearing a shirt with a picture of yourself shirtless could totally become a new hipster fad. IRONY times thirty seven!
I nominate The Hottie and The Nottie. I think this movie falls under the Glitter/Crossroads school of movies, but it completely deserves it’s place here. Paris Hilton plays the main character (Christabelle!). If you did this movie it would be my birthday AND christmas present this year.
This movie is my boyfriend and we are so in love.
I’m glad the tags “Dogs, Garbage, Heaven, and Food” finally get to share a post. I guess everything happends for a reason.
Which one is my boyfriend? I hope it’s the one who can make me an inordinate ammount of money in the world of buisness. Because I am materialistic.
Drederick Tatum from the Simpsons. “Oh, yes. Believe me, my? god if I could turn back the clock on my mother’s stair-pushing, I would certainly, reconsider it.”
I don’t think anyone who watched this movie ever knew what the fuck was happening. Someone told me they cried when Keanu Reeves died at the end.
Sometimes I dress up like Lindsay and blog about cat videos and Paul Rudd. Also I kill people.
I miss her. I wish her nothing but the best.
C’mon Gabe. Just let the young people have their songs about txting and condoms and 5 best friends.
Videogum is kind of the New York of the blogosphere. If we can make it here, we can make it anywhere!
Why aren’t there any crazy dog ladies?