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 +4Posted on Mar 25th, 2010 | re: Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World Trailer Is Kick-Ass (80 comments)

YIKES (at this flowchart, not Michael Cera. Everyone knows by know that he plays the same character.)

 +2Posted on Feb 17th, 2010 | re: thirtysomething: Tenure (26 comments)

I don’t think it is a good idea to ask Gabe to review something intended for teenage girls

 +5Posted on Jan 7th, 2010 | re: Diablo Cody's Mind No Longer A Selling Point (30 comments)

I guess I’m going to be a total Crankhead about this because I actually like the show. I don’t think that whether or not DID is real actually matters, because in the universe of the show it seems to be real. It definitely has unwieldy invented slang though, as well as a character that is way too precious (I’m looking at you and your silent films, Marshall.)

 +2Posted on Nov 12th, 2009 | re: Glee S01E09: Two Weeks L8r, I'm Still Tasteless (47 comments)

The main thing I noticed this week is that those glee club kids clap for themselves pretty much every scene. They do it while doing super self-satistfied laughing that I can’t handle.

 +4Posted on Oct 26th, 2009 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Gone In 60 Seconds (112 comments)

I’m assuming you have not seen Valley Girl.

 +12Posted on Oct 26th, 2009 | re: Can We Even Come Up With A Worse Tagline For Sherlock Holmes? (169 comments)

I know everyone loves Robert Downey Jr. and his sexy face or whatever, but this movie looks like Van Helsing: Sherlock Holmes edition.

 +9Posted on Oct 19th, 2009 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Honey (154 comments)

It’s a depressing Lars von Trier movie starring Bjork. Does that sound like a movie you were going to see, because that sounds like the opposite of any movie I would enjoy watching.

 +12Posted on Oct 6th, 2009 | re: Operation Watch This: Crappy Canadian Thanksgiving (46 comments)

How is this off season? Canadian Thanksgiving is next week. Which I know because I was looking in my planner and not phased at all for several minutes that it said Thanksgiving is in October this year.

 +1Posted on Oct 5th, 2009 | re: The Videogum Movie Club: Whip It! (71 comments)

I really liked this movie, but I am a roller derby fan, and a nineteen-year-old female, and I didn’t like There Will Be Blood.

 +3Posted on Sep 29th, 2009 | re: Gossip Girl: Children Take Their Scotch Neat, You Know That (19 comments)

All you need to do is wait until someone who lives there goes in. I go to a school of idiots and people have figured that out.

 +18Posted on Sep 21st, 2009 | re: An Open Letter To Celebrities Who Will Not Stop Doing Kanye Jokes (59 comments)

It reminds me of when my junior year (99% white) English class read A Raisin in the Sun out loud in groups. A large number of people read it out loud in exaggerated southern accents even though everyone in the play is from Chicago. Oops!

 +12Posted on Jun 16th, 2009 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Desperately Seeking Susan (142 comments)

How does this qualify for the hunt? It’s a cheesy 80s movie which are the best movies.

 +1Posted on Jun 3rd, 2009 | re: Crap On A Train Is Live Breaking News In Phoenix (20 comments)

The light rail is so new here we are not used to crazy stuff happening on it. That is reserved for the bus.

 +2Posted on May 20th, 2009 | re: Can You Guess Where From Beginning To End Is Going? (57 comments)

Seriously I only had to look at the screen shot and read the word taboo and I knew what it was about.

 +3Posted on Apr 16th, 2009 | re: Remember When Bill O'Reilly Invented Nintendo? (28 comments)

The 80s must have been a magical place.

 +27Posted on Apr 9th, 2009 | re: Billy Bob Thornton Went All The Way To Canada To Be Mean On The Radio (96 comments)

Billy Bob Thornton is acting the same way I used to act toward my super nice dad when I was fourteen and horrible and he had somehow accidentally done something to piss me off and it was THE END OF THE WORLD. Billy Bob Thornton is a fourteen year old girl, pass it on.

 +1Posted on Apr 9th, 2009 | re: That's Your Boyfriend: Scotland's Number One Male Barbie (43 comments)

I don’t think he is my boyfriend because I am female.

 +1Posted on Apr 3rd, 2009 | re: I Get That A Lot: Disguised Celebrities "Play Retail" (24 comments)

I feel like I have known a million peace sign ladies and they were all librarians at my high school.

 +34Posted on Mar 27th, 2009 | re: 30 Rock: Muppets, Lemon's Secret Past, And YouTube (46 comments)

When it changed from the Kenneth Muppet-vision to real vision and Liz was still walking like a muppet.

 +2Posted on Mar 26th, 2009 | re: Where The Wild Things Are Looks Like Where The Great Things Are! (87 comments)

This trailer tricked me into listening to an Arcade Fire song.

 +4Posted on Mar 16th, 2009 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Bicentennial Man (146 comments)

The Chumbscrubber. It’s supposed to be some sort of dark comedy or something about how everyone in the suburbs is a big liar putting on a show, but it is totally insane and horrible.

 -2Posted on Mar 8th, 2009 | re: Friday Fight: Why Doesn't Lindsay Care About Watchmen? (38 comments)

I just saw Watchmen for reasons that were not “I want to go see Watchmen”. I almost thought that the spoiler scene wasn’t going to happen, but it was unfortunately very real. I will never see another comic book movie again. Unless it stars Michael Cera because I am an 18 year old girl.

I’ve seen next week’s episode and SPOILER ALERT the other alter shows up, but only long enough to pee on Tara’s sleeping dad while wearing nothing but a rain poncho.

 +7Posted on Feb 17th, 2009 | re: I Love You, Beth Cooper Shows You Just Never Know (19 comments)

Yeah I’m PRETTY SURE this movie is saying that all marines are aggressive douchebags.

 -3Posted on Feb 17th, 2009 | re: I Love You, Beth Cooper Shows You Just Never Know (19 comments)

The book was horrible. Why should the movie be any different?