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The only good thing about my not being there, since I am 2000 miles away, is that I am not competing with everyone else so I actually get to leave a comment before #135. Happy bday, VG.
The Anti-Social Network: number of Twitter followers and Facebook friends mysteriously goes down, then up, then down again. Mystery meets intrigue meets rom com. Call Heigl, Timberlake, and an old person. #hollywoodpostitnotes
I welcome GOOP with open heart, hands, and handbag. There are not enough magazines telling us how we don’t have enough things (and we’re using them all wrong anyway); that eating a bag of Cheezee Puffs will make us hugely fat (and also give us cancer, which is a bad look this season); that gives us 101 ways to work off Cheezee Puffs (but only if we agree to drink the health water hand-squeezed from sherpas).
TEAM GOOP.
It’s to prove he’s FLYING HIGH above all these GOING DOWN on dudes rumors. (Also: something about how Australia is DOWN UNDER, etc.)
Is “sinach” the same thing as spinach? I’m not trying to be a typo hunter, I just really want to know if maybe it’s something the cool people say that I need to add to my vocab. (“Vocab” is also something cool people say.)
I am both a mom and a girl (crazy!) so I can say this: awww, they are absolutely precious, right down to their identical sateen sailor suits. Do not squash their dreams, big internet! Do not push them out to sea! I teared up at the bridge. Sniffle.
My internal monologue (as I clicked through): “I am so against this for so many reasons, this is so objectionable, why do you have to click so many stupid links to get to this stupid thing, why am I doing this, I am so against this, why don’t people wear underpants, why do people post this shit, OH–hello, flesh-colored thong.”
WELL-PLAYED, Gwynnie. Lots Of Love.
Wait, this IS an Austin Powers clip, isn’t it? Why’s Austin sound like a lady? What’s this about coins? Not your funniest work, Mr. Powers.
Not a tattoo. I think it’s just a design on that nubby sweater he’s wearing.
Wait — is Chris Evans manscaped right down the middle here? It looks like he’s sporting a pencil mustache. Sideways. On his stomach.
You also must be willing to film in the “hotest” locations. “Ho-test,” maybe? Cross between “hotel” and “detest”? This show’s going to be so fucking hip, Hipsters Hipsters, that it can make up its own words!
Me too! First comment, though I’ve wanted to be a VG Monster FOR YEARS (or weeks, or, you know, however long VG has been around). And I’m ashamed in the most awesome way that mocking Gwyneth was my reason for finally signing up.
Especially since I actually sorta dug her on “Glee.”
…OH GOD. Will my first comment be my last? No one here throws stuff, do they?
Every single one of these people is a better dancer than I am.