Ouch, I even used used CAPS LOCK to denote sarcasm. My AIM screen-name in middle school was JimmyCarterDeserved4MoreYears

Indeed, Taco Tuesdays and/or Thursdays in prison are almost non-existent these days due all the acts of violence against the tacos, especially face tacos.

I clicked on the link to his tumblr because I click on links even when I know they are for bad things and tonight I will have nightmares of Lindsey Wixson; she is utterly terrifying to look at.

(Terry Richardson is already in all of my nightmares)

Josh’s grandma is Donna Godchaux?

#GratefulDeadJoke