Ah, but first: fear leads to anger

kid shoulda just made a sammich

A free alternative: sleep with your arm between ‘em

The exorcist is the first thing popped into my mind

Stewart is just poking fun at how seriously and personally Scarborough took the whole thing. The Napoleon bit is not laugh out loud by yourself funny, but it’s a fairly witty response to the fairly lame and personal attack of “Napoleonic complex.”

I find the “moisturizer” part most disturbing. Is it just me or is there a subtle “ah” noise in the background at that part?