Some Doctor Who fan is going to be disappointed when he gets home with his Cyber Man costume, and it isn’t an evil robot.

Also, it looks like Green Man has more competition now, from Green Guy.

Aw, I still kind of like the Doors, but not as much as I used to. Still, this sounds like it could be a lost Doors tune. A lot of Al’s style parodies hit the mark so well, that you can almost think they’re by the original artist.

Yep, I second the nomination for Jones. It’d be an inspirational story. A young inner-city kid falls into the gang life, but manages to get out when he buys a warehouse for a dollar.

Tyler Perry’s Madea Eats Some Good BBQ

People are going to call the phone sex line because they aren’t paying attention, and assuming they’re all sequential. PAY ATTENTION MIDDLE AMERICA! Otherwise you have to talk to nasty girls.

It’s also for people who lose their houses after the economy fails and have to live in their cars.

“The Stinger – Almost as much a condo as a car!”

Sad.