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 +3Posted on Oct 28th, 2009 | re: The 15 Funniest Knockoff Halloween Costumes (34 comments)

Some Doctor Who fan is going to be disappointed when he gets home with his Cyber Man costume, and it isn’t an evil robot.

Also, it looks like Green Man has more competition now, from Green Guy.

 -13Posted on Jun 18th, 2009 | re: NSFW: Name That Catch/Cumphrase (210 comments)

“*grunting*” – Tim Allen

 +2Posted on Jun 17th, 2009 | re: Weird Al Don't Ever Die (30 comments)

Aw, I still kind of like the Doors, but not as much as I used to. Still, this sounds like it could be a lost Doors tune. A lot of Al’s style parodies hit the mark so well, that you can almost think they’re by the original artist.

 +4Posted on Jun 17th, 2009 | re: Weird Al Don't Ever Die (30 comments)

YouTube might do it quicker, but Al still does it best. This parody is pitch-perfect.

 +5Posted on Mar 27th, 2009 | re: Padma Lakshmi Wants To Do It With A Hardee's Sandwich (15 comments)

That commercial reminds me of Bijou seductively eating a slice of pizza on 30 Rock last night.

This is the first time I’ve seen someone call Crank bad. Crank is a giant explosion of fun.

Yep, I second the nomination for Jones. It’d be an inspirational story. A young inner-city kid falls into the gang life, but manages to get out when he buys a warehouse for a dollar.

Tyler Perry’s Madea Eats Some Good BBQ

 +3Posted on Mar 10th, 2009 | re: Oh Phew, The American Idol Non-Emergency Is Over (11 comments)

People are going to call the phone sex line because they aren’t paying attention, and assuming they’re all sequential. PAY ATTENTION MIDDLE AMERICA! Otherwise you have to talk to nasty girls.

 +3Posted on Feb 24th, 2009 | re: Remember When The Future Was Going To Be About Using Tools On The Beach? (21 comments)

It’s also for people who lose their houses after the economy fails and have to live in their cars.

“The Stinger – Almost as much a condo as a car!”

Sad.

 -1Posted on Feb 24th, 2009 | re: Andy Richter Announces The Universe (29 comments)

He should be a nightly desk-presence. Leno was lacking someone in the Ed McMahon role.

Hey, what’s Ed McMahon doing nowadays, other than melting gold? Conan should get him.

Of course he’ll consider it a win. I’m sure he’ll say something to the effect of “you can’t doubt the power of the DaColbert Code.”

 +9Posted on Feb 20th, 2009 | re: You Continue To Only Hurt Yourself, America (45 comments)

He’s the worst comedian. The worst one. I couldn’t believe it when that Slate article actually seemed to like him. Unbelievable. Slate likes the worst.

 +18Posted on Feb 20th, 2009 | re: Best New Party Game (97 comments)

If you watch Pulp Fiction backwards it’s a series of interweaving vignette’s that begins and ends in a diner.

 +7Posted on Feb 20th, 2009 | re: Why Is Everyone Acting Like Conan O'Brien Died? (26 comments)

Closer to 3 months, but yeah. I’m sure there’s prep work that has to be done. And Conan’s been working hard, he deserves a break.

 +5Posted on Feb 18th, 2009 | re: No Eric Nies, You Were Not Almost Batman (23 comments)

Playing Robin really worked out well for Chris O’Donnell, didn’t it?

 +1Posted on Feb 17th, 2009 | re: The Room Is Coming To New York For One Night Only (11 comments)

I’d go see The Room, but New York isn’t New Hampshire.

We need a Room screening in New Hampshire, is what I’m saying.

 +5Posted on Feb 17th, 2009 | re: They Made A Sequel To Waiting Called Still Waiting. For Real. (22 comments)

I’m still waiting for the laughs I was promised from the first Waiting.

These two better watch their backs. Ron Popeil is gonna come down and out-pitch both their asses.

The world needs much more Norm MacDonald.

 +4Posted on Feb 9th, 2009 | re: That's Your Girlfriend: Expert Village's Utensil Washing Expert (15 comments)

No, she gave you USEFUL, TIME-SAVING TIPS on how to wash silverware.

You should thank her, now you can wash your spoons twice as fast.

 +4Posted on Feb 9th, 2009 | re: SNL Just The Funny Parts: Bradley Who And TV On The Radio (47 comments)

The mix was terrible on Golden Age, but they sounded a bit better on Dancing Choose.

 0Posted on Feb 6th, 2009 | re: We All Have Joaquin Fatiguenix, But Here He Is "Rapping" In A Movie (3 comments)

Oh no! It no longer exists. Which is probably a good thing… I didn’t really want to hear Joaquin’s fake rap.

 +3Posted on Feb 5th, 2009 | re: Top Chef: Anything You Can Do, Eric Ripert Can Do Better (15 comments)

I hate Toby Young. “Pablo Escolar?” Ugh.

 0Posted on Feb 4th, 2009 | re: All Children Of Philadelphia Remember The Al Alberts Showcase (13 comments)

This kinda reminded me of the old New England talent show, Community Auditions, even though the contestants tended to be a little older, like a low-rent Star Search.

You might recognize this famous comedienne: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVlxW3jW_y8