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This is exactly like that Whitest Kids sketch. You know, that one. This one.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=38O-PcjXh0k

Also, one time my friends and I came up with a show called “My Black Roommate”. It was pretty much “Friends” but one of them was black and everyone brought it up all the time. Please nobody steal this great idea from us.

 0Posted on Aug 15th, 2011 | re: Here Are Some Afternoon Links! (15 comments)

#explainingjokesiswhatmakesthemfunny

 +3Posted on Aug 15th, 2011 | re: Here Are Some Afternoon Links! (15 comments)

Also, I didn’t actually mean any of that. Except the playing with Legos part. I play with Legos.

 0Posted on Aug 15th, 2011 | re: Here Are Some Afternoon Links! (15 comments)

So, my friends and I regularly play with Legos. Like we have had several parties where we all sit around and play with Legos. Now, I know it’s unfathomable to your high-falutin’, big city, fat cat Washington brain that people can enjoy things that are fun, but they can. Also, you are gay. #peoplehavedifferingopinionsandtheyneedtostop

 +1Posted on Jul 8th, 2011 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Spread (77 comments)

“Now they are best friends and now they are sex friends and now they are in love.” -The tagline of every romantic comedy ever.

 +1Posted on Jun 13th, 2011 | re: How To: Microwave Your Food (31 comments)

Is that the guy from the “chickens don’t move their head” video? I think that’s the guy from the “chickens don’t move their head” video.

 +7Posted on May 27th, 2011 | re: Oh Look, Australia's Nick Madson (23 comments)

Ok guys, I have a story. A little bit ago I was in a local theater (ha!) production of Sweeney Todd. On the walls backstage there were posters of all the shows the theater has done. One of the posters was for a one night only stand up show. I was all “Where have I heard the name Nick Madson before?” That’s right, I have preformed on the same stage that THE Nick Madson plagerized at! I have met him! He was actually pretty nice!

Anyway, what I’m getting at is if I get a copy of that poster and mail it to Gabe can I have some kind of reward?

 +1Posted on Apr 2nd, 2011 | re: Baby Eagle Live Cam Is Like Watching America Be Born (31 comments)

Decorah, Iowa (where the nest is) is about an hour away from where I live! ROAD TRIP FOR AMERICA!

 +13Posted on Mar 30th, 2011 | re: FINALLY: Goop: The Magazine (38 comments)

Has anyone taken the time to TELL her that she is awful? I’m sure if you explained it to her she would apologize and go away forever.

 +4Posted on Mar 18th, 2011 | re: Eugene Mirman Says Hello! (10 comments)

Eugene Mirman, you do not know it yet but we are best friends. We have been best friends since grade school. We went to burning man together. One time we were hanging out at the mall and a probably homeless guy was yelling at a vending machine. We laughed and laughed.