I’m going to go out on a shaky limb and say setting up a website for your 5-year-old, as well as buying him a fucking personalized drum set, is NOT the paradigm for healthy parenting. Better rock those skins, Jonah! At the rate healthcare costs are climbing, talk therapy about your parents is gonna be REAL expensive when you’re 18.

Yes, but think of all the money we’ll save when he replaces all municipal workers with their non-union Mexican equivalents. Hurry, you’re about to miss El Subwayo.

The best part of the episode was Kevin’s oscar-worthy feigned excitement over winning that uber-crappy prize. Uh, Michael gets to train with Joel Rubachon? Jen wins $15,000? And I get $150 worth of shitty pans?!?! Seriously… $150 worth:

http://blogs.villagevoice.com/forkintheroad/archives/2009/09/top_chef_prize.php

Ah, Herschel Savage. He is the grand champion of amount of wussiness of first name vs. amount of awesomeness of last name.

I recall when he was on “Just Shoot Me”, when they were shooting a porno in Jack’s office. There is no good reason why I should remember that.

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