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 +2Posted on Oct 24th, 2012 | re: Checking In With Parenthood's Fourth Season (23 comments)

I have caught the last 2 to 5 minutes of this show a few weeks in a row now, and have cried every time. So.

 +2Posted on Jul 3rd, 2012 | re: You Should Probably Go See Safety Not Guaranteed ASAP (19 comments)

SO much of what you felt about this movie experience is what I felt. It helps that I saw it in the same theater and had the same feelings about that, but I also thought it was so charming and adorable, and I love Mark Duplass and everything that he does, and Aubrey Plaza was so nicely not April, and yeah there was a lot of suspending of disbelief but I think that is what made it so wonderful. I left the theater and immediately told everyone I knew that they needed to see it.

 +6Posted on Oct 11th, 2011 | re: Please Stop Riding Outside Of Subway Cars! (19 comments)

“Surf the train and you could be wiped out – forever.” – The MTA

 0Posted on Oct 7th, 2011 | re: Friday Giveaway: The League: The Complete First Season (31 comments)

Nick Kroll’s impression of a McDonalds employee explaining what kind of fish is in a filet-o-fish. (spoiler alert: square fish).

 +11Posted on Oct 6th, 2011 | re: Heaven Just Got A Little More Steve Jobs (68 comments)

To infinity and beyond indeed…

 +37Posted on Sep 27th, 2011 | re: Whoever Patti Stanger Is, She Needs To Rest Her Case (66 comments)

She once told a client that a woman who wants to order her own meal in a restaurant isn’t a woman you would want to marry. Because she would have opinions. So yeah, I’m surprised by the surprise.

Bow in the presence of greatness

 +9Posted on Mar 9th, 2011 | re: New York, I Love You, But You're Grossing Me Out (73 comments)

This. I two people doing this. Except they were having a contest to see who could put the rat further into their mouths, so there was a lot of gagging involved.

Lets all notice that “Daily Commute” is what NY is worst at.

 +1Posted on Jan 28th, 2011 | re: Impromptu Friday Afternoon Party Game: Gnomeo And Juliet Sequels (134 comments)

Fly Away Gnome

 +20Posted on Jan 17th, 2011 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: The Lovely Bones (132 comments)

I can’t even explain how much I LOVE that he was fired because he decided to be fat.

 +6Posted on Oct 11th, 2010 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: The Pursuit Of Happyness (146 comments)

I have always refused to see this film on the same grounds that I refuse to see Spanglish.

 +9Posted on Oct 5th, 2010 | re: Lego Sad Keanu (38 comments)

“It sounds conceptually funny.” -Keanu Reeves responding to his own internet meme in the most pretentious of ways.

 +8Posted on Oct 5th, 2010 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Bride Wars (143 comments)

I like when he says the one thing in the movie that is supposed to make you dislike him and it is the most obvious thing that is supposed to make you not like him which is “wow, he can’t even control his own girlfriend” (or something to that effect). And then we are like “wait, if we are supposed to not like him for saying that, why would would like any of the other characters based on any of the things they said in the whole movie?” and it is ruined. Just kidding it was already ruined.

 +6Posted on Oct 4th, 2010 | re: Saturday Night Live: Bryan Cranston And Kanye West (66 comments)

He co-wrote the song that brought Ke$ha into the national conscious, Flo Rida’s “Right Round.” So good instincts.

 +17Posted on Sep 29th, 2010 | re: That's Your Boyfriend: Andrew Shirvell (147 comments)

I have been watching The West Wing to hype myself up for The Social Network, and this is really killing my government-employees-are-so-inspiring-and-passionate-about-making-the-country-a-better-place buzz.

I agree with most of the things that you are saying and was for sure being sarcastic. I guess I should have used quotes when saying “liberal media” to be absolutely clear that I think saying “liberal media” is akin to saying “I have no responsibility to know any facts.”

I guess also to be clear, I should say that I do not think that having anything to do with Dancing with the Stars qualifies you for anything. Ever.

it makes me want to explode with anger when I see things like this, and then it makes me want to cry when I know that LOTS OF PEOPLE WILL STILL VOTE FOR HER. But to be fair, those people probably wouldn’t watch liberal media like CNN in a million years. Unfortunately…they do watch Dancing with the Stars, and praising your daughter’s dancing certainly qualifies you to be president!

 +14Posted on Sep 27th, 2010 | re: Saturday Night Live: Amy Poehler And Katy Perry (103 comments)

Will. I. Am. a dog.

You are right! Now that Michael Jackson is dead, it is no longer weird to watch a five-year-old grab his crotch.

 +3Posted on Sep 22nd, 2010 | re: Running Wilde Is A New TV Show (48 comments)

I’m worried Keri Russell is not nearly funny enough for this show. Also she is a bad mom?

 +7Posted on Sep 9th, 2010 | re: Hey, What's Up With Topher Grace? (26 comments)

I have never ever commented here before. But, now I am here to say that I just moved to Brooklyn and I WILL be there tomorrow. Can’t wait.