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this is like when i had to decide if i wanted to really be a shift manager. i really liked just being a barista, buit then they finally offered me enough i had to do it, you know.
allison pill looks like a real pill did anyone say that yet?
good now i hate gabe
You’re gonna need a badder boat
um, it’s for title loans, not insurance, which you would know if you listened once in a while
And Boom! goes the boomerang
THE CHICKEN FINGERS AND THE FRENCH FRIES ARE TOUCHING!!!!!!
stefon spends one CRAZY night searching for the hottest new nightclub in town!!
i don’t even want to be like 70
falling down is important part of being a baby and learning and stuff i think this is a #babywin
I LIKE what kelly wrote way better than the movie. is it from a movie?
The Shawshank Bottle Redemption
“Hi I”m super fat”
I wanted to see a Dougie episode
I’m so sad about Enlightened
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH DON’T LOOK AT ME!!!!!
a man pooped his pants on the train, a totally separate thing.
I read Are You There God… and I was a very very awkward girl with no friends and stuff so the book kinda made me feel like I was supposed to be talking about this stuff all the time with other girls and so I kept telling all the normal girls at school all about it when my period started and all these details like some book character idiot.
One AM Cowboy
great dad you guys got there, good luck
are you wearing mascara?
I’m gonna need a bigger “BOO”
uh, my doctor doesn’t want me to do any activities where balls fly at my face.
“That ring is making MY vagina come back to life!”