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Edward Elizabeth Hitler

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 0Posted on Feb 19th, 2010 | re: 2010 Vancouver Winter Olympic Games Open Thread (84 comments)

I like these Olympics because they’re on in the middle of the night over here and I’m a bit of an insomniac. Nothing like watching a random Hungarian sliding down an icy mountain for half an hour to bring about the sweet embrace of sleep.

 +2Posted on Feb 19th, 2010 | re: 2010 Vancouver Winter Olympic Games Open Thread (84 comments)

I like these Olympics because they’re on in the middle of the night over here and I’m a bit of an insomniac. Nothing like watching a random Hungarian sliding down an icy mountain for half an hour to bring about the sweet embrace of sleep.

 -4Posted on Nov 23rd, 2009 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Closer (311 comments)

Maybe this too recent (we all need some time to put our hate in perspective etc.) but my god was “(500) Days of Summer” annoying. (Why are there brackets around the ’500′, WHY?)

 +5Posted on Nov 17th, 2009 | re: Oprah Pretends That Sarah Palin Is An Actual Human Being (97 comments)

Really, shooting wolves from helicopters is basically as awesome as stepping on an ant.

 +19Posted on Nov 17th, 2009 | re: Oprah Pretends That Sarah Palin Is An Actual Human Being (97 comments)

Dude, I get the appeal of this whole “voice of reason/the truth is somewhere in the middle”-jive you’ve got going on here, but a) I don’t think you’re gonna succeed in making anyone here feel bad about making fun of Palin b) between Palin & sane people, the middle is not where you want to be.

 +3Posted on Sep 24th, 2009 | re: The First Wedding Pictures Of Pam And Jim (27 comments)

I wouldn’t say it has “ruined” The Office for me, but yeah I’m not looking forward to the whole wedding and pregnancy story arcs either.

 +11Posted on Sep 22nd, 2009 | re: You Guys, We Should Buy More Lottery Tickets! (25 comments)

I prefer gambling on sports. That way my inevitable never ending losing streak is not solely due to chance, but also to an enormous lack of good judgement on my part.

 +15Posted on Sep 15th, 2009 | re: The Jay Leno Show Is Awful (67 comments)

When I was 10, “The Tonight Show with Jay Leno” was the only piece of American television that could be seen on Belgian cable tv. I absolutely loved it: the fact that it was on a channel called “Supernet”, that it was on at 10 PM (was anybody awake at 10PM?) and the fact that it made me feel like the smartest 10-year old in the world because not only could I understand most of what he was saying, I also understood the “jokes”.

My point is, whenever I feel confused about Leno’s popularity I think back to 1998, remember how I felt back then and it helps me understand. Building bridges!

 +7Posted on Sep 14th, 2009 | re: The 2009 MTV Video Music Awards (82 comments)

“but at the very least it’s interesting to be doing something no one else has done before for the sake of artistic expression?” Well, at least you asked yourself the right question even if you got the answer wrong.

 0Posted on Sep 14th, 2009 | re: Seth MacFarlane Takes Us To Rape Joke School (30 comments)

I thought that was mildly amusing answer, mainly because the question was so terrible. What was he supposed to answer? I’m also surprised so many people here dislike Family Guy because its jokes involve “taboo” subjects, I always assumed it was the poor quality of the jokes that was the problem.