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 +3Posted on Dec 15th, 2010 | re: #homealone (37 comments)

Almost as cool as when my entirely white rural high school English class read Raisin in the Sun out loud to each other. In “accents”.

 +5Posted on Dec 15th, 2010 | re: Best New Party Game 41: Birdie Movie Quotes (176 comments)

Bark-secs?

 +3Posted on Dec 15th, 2010 | re: Best New Party Game 41: Birdie Movie Quotes (176 comments)

You never heard of Birdie?… She’s the dog who made the Mailman run in less than twelve doggie-secs.

 +12Posted on Dec 15th, 2010 | re: Best New Party Game 41: Birdie Movie Quotes (176 comments)

All kibble and no walk makes Birdie poo on the floor.

 +4Posted on Dec 8th, 2010 | re: Best New Party Game 40: Egg Nog Movies (259 comments)

topknog

 +2Posted on Dec 8th, 2010 | re: Best New Party Game 40: Egg Nog Movies (259 comments)

Egg Egg Nog Nog starring Robert Downey Eggnog.

 +3Posted on Dec 8th, 2010 | re: Post Your Salsa Dog Reaction Videos Here And Everywhere (205 comments)

You Must Hate Dogs (starring John Woofsack).

 +22Posted on Dec 8th, 2010 | re: Post Your Salsa Dog Reaction Videos Here And Everywhere (205 comments)

I was worried about anonymity a little bit, but then I realized my avatar was a picture of my face.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bfARrW-VP0A

That’s your mom’s boyfriend: Steve Winwood

She’s pretty.

Steve Winwood, sometimes I’m suspicious that you’re my dad.

 +6Posted on Nov 16th, 2010 | re: Teen Korner: The Teenager's Guide To Successful Babysitting (81 comments)

This is exactly how Carrie must have felt when Burger wrote that scrunchy into his novel.

 +14Posted on Nov 16th, 2010 | re: Teen Korner: The Teenager's Guide To Successful Babysitting (81 comments)

These comments have made me realize, as nothing else has, that our world is changing and diversifying. Everybody’s childhood babysitters had names like Amy, and Eileen and Laurie. The teens who sit on my babies are going to be named things like Trystanda, Orangello, Ludacristina or Bella. And I love that, not just because I love America, but because it will make my kids feel like every day with the sitter is a bonkers fantasy adventure.

 +13Posted on Nov 15th, 2010 | re: World's Biggest Harry Potter Fan (56 comments)

Forty points from Gryffindor for being fake and a squib.

 +8Posted on Nov 12th, 2010 | re: Whoops, Horse In The Car! (68 comments)

I tried to make a TGIF comment in class today, because I strive to seem like a normal casual human, and my mild mannered professor got so angry that she told me if I didn’t want to put in the effort to learn I shouldn’t be in the class and then she added “REALLY” just so I knew she wasn’t tossing around cliches haphazardly. She then yelled out a speech about her integrity and stormed out of class early. This would be bad enough if not for the fact that I’m only studying at this university because it was what my English professor grandfather wanted out of me and he died two weeks ago leaving me to consider if this is where I really belong. All I said was “this is too much for Friday afternoon”.

The point is, this afternoon is a bizarro world where all of the dancing .gifs are like daggers in my heart and even copulating horses are a welcome distraction.

 +4Posted on Nov 12th, 2010 | re: The Best Day Of Her Life, Indeed (69 comments)

Yeah the steps are important. Stay on beat and aim carefully. But most importantly, and listen closely: NEVER stop holding hands.

 0Posted on Nov 9th, 2010 | re: The Videogum Why Don't YOU Caption It? Contest: Tanner Family Reunion (146 comments)

“You’re lucky Comet. Dogs don’t have to wear bathing suits.”

 +10Posted on Nov 9th, 2010 | re: Funny Bootleg DVD Covers Are Funny (51 comments)

“The original title of this was ‘A Lively Fisting’ but it was changed for obvious reasons.” -Leslie Knorp

 +7Posted on Nov 8th, 2010 | re: The New David Brent/Michael Scott Reminds Us To Fight/Sell (61 comments)

It’s weird that his bathroom mirror is also his rear view mirror.

 +10Posted on Nov 5th, 2010 | re: Scream 4 Trailer, You Guys (87 comments)

He doesn’t follow me even though 98% of my tweets are #matthewlillard.

 +5Posted on Nov 5th, 2010 | re: Thursday Night TV Open Thread (136 comments)

Crypticgum

 +3Posted on Nov 3rd, 2010 | re: Don Draper Says "What?" (49 comments)

Thank you guys. This thread made my life more enjoyable.

 +20Posted on Oct 29th, 2010 | re: Thursday Night TV Open Thread: Halloween 2010 Edition (173 comments)

Troy: “Why did he call ME?”

 +12Posted on Oct 29th, 2010 | re: Thursday Night TV Open Thread: Halloween 2010 Edition (173 comments)

“Has anyone started calling you Gabewad yet?”
“Not here.”

 +2Posted on Oct 22nd, 2010 | re: Thursday Night TV Open Thread (145 comments)

You know that guy who gets offended and walks out toward the beginning of every episode? I think that is a pretty good gag so I take his cue and turn off the TV.