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 +7Posted on Apr 6th, 2010 | re: "I Want My Nails Removed" (20 comments)

Sorry–I guess that’s not quite fair, since this is just Tim. Anyway. I think this is my first trollish “it sucked” comment I’ve ever left. Nice. Ugh.

 +7Posted on Apr 6th, 2010 | re: "I Want My Nails Removed" (20 comments)

Yeah, T&E have been mailing it in recently from a really unpleasant place.

 +3Posted on Dec 11th, 2009 | re: No Comment (22 comments)

This guy is a TREASURE.

Oh, my GOD! This GUY!!!!!!!!!!!!

 +24Posted on Oct 29th, 2009 | re: The Very Best Pumpkin Head Halloween Dance Of All Time In The World (118 comments)

No! It is just right!!

 +17Posted on Oct 29th, 2009 | re: The Very Best Pumpkin Head Halloween Dance Of All Time In The World (118 comments)

TREAT OR TREAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 +21Posted on Oct 29th, 2009 | re: The Very Best Pumpkin Head Halloween Dance Of All Time In The World (118 comments)

THANK YOU SO MUCH, AMIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 +15Posted on Oct 9th, 2009 | re: Rush Limbaugh Calls Winning A Nobel Peace Prize An Embarrassment? (94 comments)

Trying to convince the person after me in line for the bathroom that I don’t have a secret penis, it’s just that there’s no need to put the lid down if I’m just going to hover over the seat anyway, since it’s a public bathroom and all. Nope, no secret penises in here!

 0Posted on Oct 8th, 2009 | re: America's Next Top Model S13E05: Menage À Barf (14 comments)

CUTE DANGLIES, CUTE DANGLIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CUTE DANGLIES CUTE DANGLIES CUTE DAAAANGLIES!!
CUTEDANGLIES!!!!!!!!!!!! DAAAANNNNGGGGLLLIEEEESSSSSSS

 +3Posted on Oct 1st, 2009 | re: America's Next Top Model S13E04: Tyra Snaps Short Bitches (17 comments)

HAHAHAHA Gimme Summa Cumma from Quizno’s University

Perfect. Thank you!

No? Not related to a book they’d been reading? Huh. Well, what about I Know Why the Caged Bird Got Pee in its Mouth?

 +3Posted on Sep 18th, 2009 | re: The Valentine's Day Trailer May Surprise You (48 comments)

Hahahaha! Good job Gaaaaaaabe!

 +10Posted on Sep 9th, 2009 | re: Melrose Place: The Ghost in the Pool (30 comments)

Great job, Julie!

Also, Muppet Babies is dead on. Next episode there should be some adult figure who’s only shown from the knees down, shepherding everyone to the club.

 +66Posted on Jul 17th, 2009 | re: A History Of The Floppy Sack Mask, America's Scariest Mask (64 comments)


And then there’s the alien from Signs.

 0Posted on Jul 9th, 2009 | re: That's Your Boyfriend: Disneyland Wedding Proposal Guy (68 comments)

True! And well put. Reminds me of this nightmare: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXnDAPOxIKw

 +9Posted on Jul 9th, 2009 | re: That's Your Boyfriend: Disneyland Wedding Proposal Guy (68 comments)

Well obviously this video is wince-worthy if you’re not really into musical theater and showy, uncomfortable proposals involving a cast of middle-aged women in artifice-heavy places associated with children, but I guess there’s something special and magical about proposals for me, awww, so I think twice before calling people gay just because they’re prancing and singing. A lot of people prance and sing! That said, there’s probably a 60% chance this is fake.

 0Posted on Jul 9th, 2009 | re: That's Your Boyfriend: Disneyland Wedding Proposal Guy (68 comments)

You know what? You all are jerks. If these people are in love and this is what they like to do, and this is how they do it, then good for them. It takes all kinds! Congratulations John and Erika!

 +24Posted on Jul 8th, 2009 | re: The Orphan Poster Needs More Taglines! (66 comments)

YO THIS LITTLE GIRL IS WEIRD!

 +13Posted on Jun 30th, 2009 | re: There Is Always Real Life Money In The Real Life Banana Stand (64 comments)

The one on the right looks more like a penis to me. Snow white and covered with crunchies.

 +6Posted on Jun 26th, 2009 | re: Have A Great Summer And Stay Sweet, You Guys! (221 comments)

Lindsay, you are a tremendously talented writer, and I have no doubt that SO MANY great things lie in store for you. Duh! You are The Best! You are The Best!

 0Posted on Jun 11th, 2009 | re: What Is Your Gwyneth Paltrow Name? (95 comments)

Fartmaster Crumpenstein

 +5Posted on Jun 10th, 2009 | re: Obsessed: Shit Just Got Real. (No, Literally.) (45 comments)

Lindsay, this recap blew my mind, sentence by sentence by sentence.

 +3Posted on Jun 1st, 2009 | re: Do You Have A Kitten In Your Couch? (6 comments)

Get in there, Couch Cat!!!

Couch CAaaaaAATTT!!!!

 +28Posted on May 27th, 2009 | re: Gillette Tries To Corner The Douchebag Market (45 comments)

I like my dicks smooth as a silk ribbon, long as ball of yarn, soft as a gentle breeze, and thin as a stalk of grass.

 +4Posted on Apr 16th, 2009 | re: Hate Crime Your Way To A Better Body (13 comments)

BLAIR?!

 +6Posted on Apr 7th, 2009 | re: There's A New Baby Hippo In The World (16 comments)

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