Sorry–I guess that’s not quite fair, since this is just Tim. Anyway. I think this is my first trollish “it sucked” comment I’ve ever left. Nice. Ugh.

Yeah, T&E have been mailing it in recently from a really unpleasant place.

No! It is just right!!

TREAT OR TREAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THANK YOU SO MUCH, AMIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Trying to convince the person after me in line for the bathroom that I don’t have a secret penis, it’s just that there’s no need to put the lid down if I’m just going to hover over the seat anyway, since it’s a public bathroom and all. Nope, no secret penises in here!

No? Not related to a book they’d been reading? Huh. Well, what about I Know Why the Caged Bird Got Pee in its Mouth?