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 +10Posted on May 29th, 2013 | re: Stathamprints In The Sand (20 comments)

and as it is Statham, so also as Statham is it unto you.

 +7Posted on May 15th, 2013 | re: Ahmed Angel Is Planet (30 comments)

“Orb is horse”

 +1Posted on Apr 12th, 2013 | re: Checking In On Sports (16 comments)

Some just hit the wall harder than others.

 +3Posted on Apr 12th, 2013 | re: Checking In On Sports (16 comments)

Real sports talk:

Watching Roy Halladay pitch now makes me sad. The 2013 version is a shell… watching him pitch up through 2011 used to be thrilling — fastballs with life, explosion. Going 9 innings, striking out 7 or 8. There is no there there anymore.

 +8Posted on Apr 9th, 2013 | re: What Else Is Kim Kardashian Lying About?!?! (17 comments)

But when she said, “I’m lying,” she was telling the truth. The mind reels!

 +3Posted on Mar 1st, 2013 | re: David Duchovny Wants You To Demand A Third X-Files Movie (8 comments)

I remember the second one coming out and my sister and I (who were both weekly viewers of the show on Sundays and Fridays and where ever else FOX happened to shove the series during its long run) being very excited about it, but I was going to be out of town for opening weekend — so we planned on seeing it when I got back. By the time I got back it was playing in one theater in Jersey that neither of us really wanted to go to… but we said if it was no where else the next week we’d make the journey. The next week it was gone. Not playing within 50 miles of us. Basically – I’m not sure any amount of letters is going to get a third X-FIles movie made. Maybe a Kickstarter? Kickstarters seem to really work well when pushed by nostalgia. Just ask Double Fine.

 +26Posted on Feb 25th, 2013 | re: It Might Finally Be Time To Admit That The Oscars Inherently Suck (106 comments)

Jennifer Lawrence’s red carpet emotions render your argument invalid:

I sadly have TV, not HBO (still a relevant joke, I’m sure)… but I will watch the fuck out of this when it makes it to DVD. (It’s not TV, its DVD — nailed it!)

 +3Posted on Feb 22nd, 2013 | re: How To Do The Actual Harlem Shake (12 comments)

I have the same issue with this controversy. The name of the meme comes from the name of the song, which I assume is an appropriation of the name of this dance… There are so many levels to the accidental appropriation, that I’m not sure that it can be called an appropriation of black culture — it seems to be instead an accidental muddying of the term “Harlem Shake” that might eclipse a piece of black culture. Which, while sad, is not the same to me as say re-recording gospel, rock, and blues music with white performers to sell to the mass market.

 +7Posted on Jan 24th, 2013 | re: Here Are Some Morning Links! (21 comments)

I feel a little better that the above Patrick Stewart picture does not contain a photo of his real hair. By the time he made I, Claudius he was totally bald. Totally bald by 20, according to him.

 +3Posted on Jan 22nd, 2013 | re: Support Our The Movie Lifted (26 comments)

This might be a sort-of spiritual sequel to Punisher: War Zone. The dad is just inspired by that weird time in the 90s or 2000s when Frank Castle was an avenging angel, sent by heaven to punish sinners. Except that the rights lapsed, and somewhere along the line the screenplay was reworked until it was barely recognizable as the third part of the Punisher trilogy.

 +4Posted on Jan 22nd, 2013 | re: Support Our The Movie Lifted (26 comments)

The fact that Ebert ONLY gave it two tweets… we’re talking a fraction of a percentage point of his daily tweet total. It says a lot about the low quality of this movie.

 +4Posted on Jan 22nd, 2013 | re: Things That Would Be More Surprising To See Come Out Of An Egg (25 comments)

“Pah-lbumen” – Mark Wahlbegg

 +10Posted on Jan 22nd, 2013 | re: Things That Would Be More Surprising To See Come Out Of An Egg (25 comments)

A Cadbury Creme Egg

 +1Posted on Jan 18th, 2013 | re: This Week In Comedy Open Thread (65 comments)

Very good, but it needed more Linda. Also — what happened to Bob? Did I miss what actually happened to Bob?

 +4Posted on Jan 18th, 2013 | re: A Friendly Chat With Gabe And Kelly: The Spring Breakers Trailer (52 comments)

Kirk was the perfectionist barista last season with the coffee shop that had the line that lasted forever. Now all we need is MORE Kirk.

 +5Posted on Jan 11th, 2013 | re: This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys (10 comments)

Maybe they meant The Last Exorcism as in, that previous exorcism…. “the last exorcism we had definitely wasn’t the last one, because here we go again.”

 +5Posted on Dec 17th, 2012 | re: Making Pillow Bin Planking Hot In 2013 (6 comments)

Maybe that’s where everyone is today… floating away into pillow planking serenity.

 +2Posted on Nov 30th, 2012 | re: Down For The Weekend (4 comments)

 +4Posted on Nov 20th, 2012 | re: Trust No One (10 comments)

Is that the one with the guy from Ed playing Santa, guest starring your favorite NFL Quarterbacks?

 +12Posted on Nov 16th, 2012 | re: Wait, Does This Book Club TV Show Sound Good Or Bad? (57 comments)

Likewise, I was reading The Lost Symbol, and my life is a piece of crap.

 +4Posted on Nov 16th, 2012 | re: Wait, Does This Book Club TV Show Sound Good Or Bad? (57 comments)

Well, she is an only child… so according to Judge John Hodgman, Animal Farm would fit as a thematic mirror.

 +17Posted on Nov 16th, 2012 | re: Thursday Night TV Open Thread (59 comments)

 +13Posted on Nov 16th, 2012 | re: Thursday Night TV Open Thread (59 comments)

That 30 Rock spoiler also showed up during the NBC Thursday night block, so if you had been actively avoiding it, NBC gave you a big “fuck you,” and passively spoiled it for you anyway since the imagery of the commercial would give it away even if you were fast forwarding on DVR.

 +2Posted on Nov 14th, 2012 | re: Here Are Some Afternoon Links! (22 comments)

And apparently the French urinate on seats in protest of all/most genre films? Is that the implication in that closing statement? “Showing genre films in France is not easy, so we ask that our future spectators please be respectful of the rules of courtesy.”
But they still pay to go see the movies? And theaters still show them? I’m so confused, you guys…. Maybe Huge Ackman can help explain….