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his minor was in stealing johnny depp’s facial hair.
**this is not a caption contest entry well i mean i guess it could be but not really**
a friend of my boyfriend’s has been dating this girl for a few years and he is stupid in love with her. literally stupid, because once he confided to my boyfriend that “she has a really big crush on orlando bloom, and i dunno, i’m just worried that if they ever met she might leave me for him.”
Simpson’s real-life experience as a psychologist raising two daughters in Texas.
Simpson’s real-life experience as a psychologist raising two daughters
Simpson’s real-life experience as a psychologist
:-O
missing, apparently:
when gabe says “this is not TWMOAT,” it basically means “this doesn’t deserve to be in the same category as The Lake House, The Black Dahlia, etc.” that’s how i always understood it.
70. ALLIES WITH BENEFITS by Elizabeth Wright Shapiro
What it’s about: ?The female President of The United States falls for her old college fling, the now Prime Minister of England.?
is “bandler ching” on the videogum in-joke list?
what if you can’t get college credit for it, but you still want to do it? does the writing sample have to be videogum-style stuff, like a funny review of something? i need answers!
dude olde e is my exact plan for tonight! soulmates?
“Not now, Kenneth, I’m doing my Kegels”?
another (paraphrased) conversation between him and my boyfriend, circa high school:
dude: blah blah so i hung out with my girlfriend last night
boyfriend: blah blah cool what did you guys do?
dude: we watched traffic.
boyfriend: oh that’s supposed to be a good movie, i never got around to seeing it. how was it?
dude: no, i mean, we watched traffic. from an exit ramp.