nobody can eat fifty cadbury creme eggs…

somewhere on schroedinger’s hard drive there’s a video to counterbalance this of a dead cat lying in it’s own litter tray.

Oh Internet, always with the teaching me mad skillz that would’ve come in handy a couple of decades too late.
“What’s for dinner Mom? The confetti on the floor tells me you’ve been opening the fridge, when the ingredients for spaghetti tacos are located entirely within the pantry”. – Eight year old me of the future (huh?), about to put an end to the reign of broccoli and fucking brussel sprouts once and for all.

Spelling. Ugh.
I’m not going to comment when thinking about newborn puppies anymore.

His mom wouldn’t let him use his preferred nickname of Grand Wizard K, so he had to compromise.

STOP THE PRESS!
Rachel Weisz and <a href="http://www.contactmusic.com/new/xmlfeed.nsf/story/connerys-oscar-lives-with-his-son"Sean Connery also keep theirs in bathrooms.

News on the location of Estelle Getty’s “Worlds Greatest Grandma” t-shirt as facts come to hand.

anyone else having issues changing their password from the reset password?

I have 2 boxes, both labelled “change password”, entering the reset password in both of them seems to work (tho achieves nothing), but entering [reset password]/[changed password] tells me that the user profile i requested wasn’t found.

using mac safari 4.04, if that helps.

Pies are a 20th century dessert, grampa. This one stars Gary Coleman not fucking a waffle.

gar. beaten to the sundial gag.

Finally Marcel Proust has something to wear on Casual Fridays.

Wow.
What kind of a douche records their grandmother in a moment of loving (if misguided) senility and posts it to the internets for laffs?

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