Has Push been nominated? It must have, by now. Otherwise I may lose my faith in humanity. But truly, I must insist.

As pertains to DES REGLES:
1. Everyone loves super powers!
2. Dakota Fanning. ‘Nuff said. Also, Djimon Hounsou! He was in Amistad!
3. Not Glitter. Or Crossroads.
4. It grossed TEN MILLION in the box office its opening weekend (WHY?)
5. It was thanks to Netflix that I was able to see this particular gem.
6. No recognizable superhero in sight.
7. Nope.
8/9: Nary a Robin Willy/Nick Cage to be seen.
10. No.
11. Yes.

It just…doesn’t make sense. Memory wiping is to action movies what time travel is to science fiction. What?