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 0Posted on Dec 20th, 2011 | re: Drunk History Christmas With Ryan Gosling, Jim Carrey And Eva Mendes (7 comments)

I need a ruling on if we’ll allow Ryan Gosling to bare his ass on the cover of a magazine next year or if that’s too much of a Franco thing.

What’s that? We’ll allow it? Okay.

 +19Posted on Dec 7th, 2011 | re: It Is Almost Crazy How Much Rick Perry Knows What He's Talking About (103 comments)

“What about us?!?” – Paul, Huntsman, Bachman, Santorum, Karger

The story of Fred Karger is so sad. He’s the gay Republican running that announced his campaign before most of the current candidates, but all of the party caucuses blacklisted him from the forums and debates so the mainstream media isn’t even bothering to cover him. Iowa was like “if you come to our primary we will have you evicted” but the party is not anti-gay. Nope, not at all. Just ask the log cabin republicans.

 +1Posted on Dec 7th, 2011 | re: Michael Moore Hems And Haws His Way Towards Something Resembling Honesty (51 comments)

I thought he meant 5-10% from the bottom, but this makes more sense.

 +1Posted on Dec 6th, 2011 | re: Who Should Play Young Jesus In The Young Jesus Movie?! (71 comments)

It is a really tricky conversation, because then you have reverse-white washing with Idris Elba in Thor. I can’t call complaints about his casting racist without being inconsistent here.

But I guess it’s kind of like people who bash gays and then say they are victims of religious persecution when someone calls out their bigotry? It’s not racist to point out the racism at work in the Hollywood machine? I don’t know.

 +1Posted on Dec 6th, 2011 | re: Who Should Play Young Jesus In The Young Jesus Movie?! (71 comments)

Most Middle Eastern ethnicities fall under the branches of the Caucasian race. One of those ‘a square is a shape, but a shape isn’t always a square’ things.

And I strongly disagree with the Akira film. They are not saying they don’t want white people in a movie, they are pointing out that the movie is yet another example of white washing in Hollywood.

I feel like calling these people racist for wanting an actor who matches the source material would be like if it would be racist to say the KKK has too many white people in it.

 +14Posted on Dec 6th, 2011 | re: Who Should Play Young Jesus In The Young Jesus Movie?! (71 comments)

I think it’s just Gwyneth’s gardening friend.

 +8Posted on Dec 6th, 2011 | re: Who Should Play Young Jesus In The Young Jesus Movie?! (71 comments)

Not the same at all. Jaden Smith’s skin tone is probably closer to Jesus’s than whatever white boy ends up being cast. Akira is another film in a long history of hollywood erasing characters of color and replacing them with white people.

Obama is ethnically whiter than Jesus. But because society branches most ethnicities that aren’t Nubian or Asian under the ‘white’ umbrella the crazies will be able to semi-accurately say that Jesus needs to be played by a white (meaning : Caucasian, but read: Anglo-Saxon) person, not a no-name actor with middle eastern roots.

 +1Posted on Dec 5th, 2011 | re: "Real-Life Breaking Bad" Is Missing A Few Key Elements (14 comments)

and my glassware for making meth!

 +2Posted on Dec 5th, 2011 | re: Anybody Have Theater Class Notes For Chet Haze's Final Paper? (56 comments)

I’ve been single too long – that picture makes it look like #gettinghazed wouldn’t be too bad.

 +4Posted on Nov 30th, 2011 | re: Occupy THIS (25 comments)

Maybe they’re related?

 +5Posted on Nov 29th, 2011 | re: Tyler Perry Writes Genuinely Moving Letter To Sandusky Victim (8 comments)

Tyler Perry as Madea in “Tyler Perry Present’s: A Moving Letter”
Written by Tyler Perry

 +8Posted on Nov 23rd, 2011 | re: Please Leave Your Pro Mirror, Mirror Comments In The Comments (82 comments)

I was going to say the same thing about that laugh! Thank God they found a way for her to add her it.

 +7Posted on Nov 22nd, 2011 | re: A Warrior's Heart Trailer, You Guys (22 comments)

Starring Twilight’s Ashley Greene as Twilight’s Anna Kendrick

 +2Posted on Nov 17th, 2011 | re: Oh, Politichicks (70 comments)

I’m going to assume there’s no joke here and answer straightforwardly.

I think it’s a production photo from the early stages of shooting on Prometheus, the Alien spin-off/”not a prequel”/inspired by the novel Push by Saphire

 +3Posted on Nov 16th, 2011 | re: The Legal Battle To End Them All: Who Owns "YUUUP!"?!?! (43 comments)

that’s actually a well documented (by Rich @ fourfour) phenomenon in reporting. Basically any black male with a CD can be called a rapper.

Even Ray Charles? – small child that was prompted to ask this

Especially Ray Charles.

Chris Brown, Trey Songz, Usher, Ray-J (nee the guy in the Kardashian tape, nee Brandy’s Brother), T-Pain, etc. It’s just enough racism combined with laziness to be gross.

(Kelly can’t be blamed for trusting the Hollywood Reporter since she had never heard of him)

 0Posted on Nov 15th, 2011 | re: EXCLUSIVE: First Look At Legos: The Movie Screenplay (27 comments)

They have a series of Lego: (popular brand here) video games that have been successful and are fun to play. I imagine that they can make an exciting action movie here. And they can be more violent than most family movies because it’s just Legos. It’s not really someone’s head that went flying across the room.

 +3Posted on Nov 15th, 2011 | re: How Matthew Weiner Plans To End Mad Men (30 comments)

He doesn’t want it to end in a fart?

Yes we can talk about Shane’s outfit. Who the hell was the thin guy and that young blonde at the funeral? And why did Otis’s widow give Shane the just dead man’s balloon-like clothes (which magically fit) instead of Herschel or the mystery man?

 +8Posted on Nov 9th, 2011 | re: Q: Are Astronauts The Dumbest? (26 comments)

I laugh because they’re having fun doing what I can only dream of doing – wasting millions of dollars since it costs so much money for them to be alive up there. Also, don’t break that!

Oh, and being on the moon.

 +4Posted on Nov 9th, 2011 | re: Who Should Produce The Academy Awards?! (99 comments)

actor 1 – Philip Seymour Hoffman
actor 2 – Diane Wiest

I think you meant “and feel guilty about it” – because Lori is awful and feels guilty about breathing. There’s nothing wrong with expecting something exciting and morally questionable (not that I’m saying all abortion is wrong, just that a self-abortion in the middle of a field at night with a random knife might be weird) would happen on a show about zombies.

 +4Posted on Nov 7th, 2011 | re: The Walking Dead S02E04: This SHOW Is A Discrete Feminine Product (What?) (118 comments)

hee hee. This is as good a place as any to tell you that while I was playing Arkham City, the new Batman game, The Joker makes fun of LOST and it reminded me of you.

 +1Posted on Nov 7th, 2011 | re: Top Chef S09E01: Everything's Boringer In Texas (25 comments)

Did you see where Morgan was arrested for child pornography? Yeesh.

There are other ways too. – Katie Holmes, nee Nicole Kidman

The Office did “the fake wedding was a real wedding!” better.