Obviously, I didn’t watch this show last night, because I am a grown man with a job and a girlfriend and many important things to do all the time, but if I had, I would’ve taken great pride in knowing that the episode was quite amazingly entitled The Hurt Locket. I will still quietly find other things to do with my time, until Dan Humphrey gets his own show.

That is almost an exact recap of last night’s LOST episode, as I remember it.

You literally just killed my buzz. I HAD BEEN WORKING ON THAT BUZZ SINCE NOON! I can’t get those hours or those drinks back, mostly because I don’t know where to get another twelve-pack of Zima.

Pretty incredible, really, that the .gif in question did exactly what is depicted to whoever had the top score coming into this.

It’s good to see Topher (literally attempting and failing to) kick down some Hollywood doors. Thank you, that video, for showing us what it looks like to not take no for an answer. I bet that same attitude was on display when people told you to stop making an awkward fan video of you drawing Topher while listening to the Notwist.

Because I’m an alcoholic who frequently makes bad decisions, I just purchased both dvd’s from Amazon.

Thank god I killed myself in the thread of the last post. I don’t think I could have handled seeing this.

I’ll drink to that, or rather, I am currently drinking to this.