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 +2Posted on Aug 8th, 2011 | re: This Week In Move Trailers, You Guys (36 comments)

“What are vampires, except witches that suck blood?” Someone has a worse understanding of vampire mythology than Stephanie Meyer.

 0Posted on Jul 23rd, 2011 | re: Jesse Eisenberg Is Absolutely The Best (58 comments)

The Alamo has those PSAs so that when they DO kick someone out (And they do: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JVz-fO7kxcQ) they can’t say they weren’t warned. I like the PSAs and I like the fact that the Alamo makes good on the warning, unlike any other theater I’ve ever been to.

 0Posted on Oct 4th, 2010 | re: Charlyne Yi Gets PUNK'D By TMZ Because Fuck Poor People? (52 comments)

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 +5Posted on Oct 4th, 2010 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Bride Wars (142 comments)

I was wondering if the Bechdel test stipulates a specific amount of dialogue that does not involve men. Is it all the dialogue? Can you fail the test so badly you loop around to passing with flying colors? It seems like that’s the only hope for this movie. I think talking about traditional marriage counts as talking about men.

Incidentally, someone pointed out that Sex in the City 2 passes the Bechdel test, which is why I am nominating that Bechdel test-passing abomination for the WMOAT.

 +4Posted on Sep 25th, 2010 | re: Dear Outsourced, Please Kill Yourself (215 comments)

You forgot Danny Pudi.

 +4Posted on Sep 24th, 2010 | re: Super Nintendo Chalmers Open Thread (642 comments)

Moe: “Nah, I’m more of a well-wisher. In that I don’t wish you any _specific_ harm.”

 +3Posted on Sep 24th, 2010 | re: Super Nintendo Chalmers Open Thread (642 comments)

“Daddy, I’m so scared I can’t even pee my pants!”

“Just relax, Ralphie. It’ll come. It’ll come.”

 0Posted on Sep 2nd, 2010 | re: Bookgum Now Live (30 comments)

Does WordPress force you to use that horrid Snap thing? That thing is the worst, right there with grad students.

 +2Posted on Aug 11th, 2010 | re: Duh Aficionado Magazine: Guy Fieri Is The Larry The Cable Guy Of Food (33 comments)

““Will organics prevail?” he asked, furrowing his rubbery, normally cheerful face as he fretted that America is at a culinary crossroads. “I don’t know. Will schools get the funding they need to feed our kids? Will we be able to bring back all the cooking skills that got lost in the drive-through and the microwave?””

Aww, brain-damaged Michael Pollan is a sad clown.

 +1Posted on Jul 28th, 2010 | re: Duh Aficionado Magazine: Elisabeth Hasselbeck Is An Idiot (79 comments)

I’m just wondering what Barbara Walters (she started the view, right? Hold on…right, thanks Wikipedia!) has on the president to get him into that rich stew of stupid.