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 +23Posted on Aug 11th, 2010 | re: Which Of These Photos Of Russell Brand Is More Annoying? (88 comments)

I hate those Sesame Street assholes in midtown. Random losers buy some Elmo and Grover costumes, get families to pose for pictures with them, and then they’re like “Hey, how about you pay me now?” That’s why Elmo’s holding a bag in that picture. Fuck tourists, but fuck Elmo too.

 +3Posted on Dec 11th, 2009 | re: A Very Special Christmas Thursday Night TV Open Thread (91 comments)

Was. He quit the writing staff on 30 Rock and got hired on Community six days later.

http://nymag.com/movies/features/62376/

 +1Posted on Oct 27th, 2009 | re: David Spade's Publicist Makes No Apologies For Disgraceful Farley Ad (57 comments)

Yes, but it’s pleasing to think that Chris Farley’s agent got more money from this than Kevin Farley’s agent got from An American Carol.

 +5Posted on Oct 14th, 2009 | re: thirtysomething: We Gather Together (15 comments)

According to IMDB, the actress who played Hope has been divorced five times. Maybe she wasn’t acting at all, and they brought her onto the set and just followed her around with cameras while she did her thing. Either way, she’s still been divorced five times. Good luck with life, lady.

 +3Posted on Oct 14th, 2009 | re: thirtysomething: We Gather Together (15 comments)

To be fair, Gen-X wasn’t a thing until the 90s and people forgot about Thirtysomething once the 90s came around, but otherwise yeah, spot on.

 +3Posted on Sep 29th, 2009 | re: Yes, Monsters, The Footage Of Conan O'Brien Falling And Hitting His Head (29 comments)

Gawker got it:

http://gawker.com/5370128/jay-leno-has-a-few-snappy-head-injury-bits

I haven’t watched it because Jay Leno.

 0Posted on Sep 15th, 2009 | re: Can We Think Of A More Boring Show Than This Show? (49 comments)

Fuck it, I’d watch the Balaban show. It’d be a time for quiet contemplation of my own inarticulateness and lack of courtesy.

And he was great on Hillary Swank’s Celebrity Charade Party! Him and Jill Clayburgh, so good.

I think I might be a retard.

 +2Posted on Aug 25th, 2009 | re: Mad Men: What We Talk About When We Talk About Pampers (52 comments)

Yeah, Videogum’s mostly for laffs. For thoughtful discussion, check out The House Next Door or Alan Sepinwall’s write-ups. There’s plenty of time in the day to read all them.

 +22Posted on Aug 6th, 2009 | re: Jay Leno's New Show Is Going To Be Nuts! (It Is Not Going To Be Nuts) (38 comments)

This isn’t Ain’t It Cool or The AV Club (thank god), but just for you, I’ll play all the parts this one time.
1st post: “Leno sucks. Letterman rules.”
2nd: “Fuck them both. Conan is the best.”
3rd: “I prefer Craig,”
4th: “People don’t give Fallon enough credit.”
5th: “Here’s my personal list … ”
[exeunt omnes]

 +5Posted on Jul 13th, 2009 | re: Entourage: It's 2004 Somewhere (49 comments)

You are Queens Boulevard!